Fart hard or go home!
Can't get enough Dutch Ovens? We got you! The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is the ultimate gift box for the farter in your life. It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! We went through many versions of the Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit but finally narrowed it all down to the essentials:
What's in the box?
We start with everything from the Original Dutch Oven Kit. You get a big, soft fleece throw blanket, Recipe Card and Stickers!
Next, we planned for the worst and added a pack of 15 Dutch Oven Kits Shart Wipes! Great for cleaning hands and surfaces....
Don't let an upset stomach foil your evening plans! We got you with a stylish Adult Diaper! (Nobody has to know)
Dislike your own brand of farts? Feeling bad for your partner? The clothes pin should help. Just watch out for sharp boogers!
Finally, freshen up your area with an official Dutch Oven Kits Air Freshener! Perfect for your car or living room! It's an awesome Dutch Oven Kits delivery van with a pleasing citrus aroma.
You're welcome, America!