Awwwww. Your Friends got married and bought a house. Better get them a plant or something, right?
Plants die. Fart Blankets are forever.
Can you drape a plant elegantly over a couch?
Can you snuggle with a plant in bed?
Can you lie naked under your plant, watching 3 Seasons of The Whatevers back to back to back? Probably. But that's neither here nor there.
Your Friends deserve an awesome housewarming gift. #noplants.
You've Got Options!
The Original Dutch Oven Kits
are gift boxes with a BIG, soft fleece throw blanket, Stickers and a Dutch Oven fart recipe card (Featuring: The Classic Dutch Oven, The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin’ Eagle!)
Looking for Something More?
We got you! The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit
is the ultimate gift box
for the farter in your life. It's a bigger
box packed with more
What's in the box?
We start with everything from the Original Dutch Oven Kit
. You get a BIG (60" x 80")
, Super Soft blanket
, Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
Next, we planned for the worst and added a travel pack of 15 Shart Wipes! Great for cleaning hands and surfaces....
Don't let an upset stomach foil your evening plans! We got you with a Stylish Adult Diaper! (Nobody has to know)
Dislike your own brand of farts? Feeling bad for your partner? The clothes pin should help. Just watch out for sharp boogers!
Finally, freshen up your area with an official Dutch Oven Kits Air Freshener! Perfect for your car or living room! It's an awesome Dutch Oven Kits delivery van with a pleasing citrus aroma.
No matter which version you choose, you'll have the perfect Awesome Housewarming Gift!
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Farts not included.