Dutch Oven Kits - Mother's Day Gifts for Wife
"But she hates it when I fart."
Look man. Hear us out. This is a gift of empowerment. You're giving her the tools to go on the offensive.
She'll be free to roam the house, farting all over the kids. Sneak attacking the dog.
You're equals now.
Plus, it's a big ass blanket. (60" x 80") What woman doesn't like a nice big blanket? For two perhaps?
Think about it, dude. Win - Win!
You've Got Options!
The Original Dutch Oven Kits are gift boxes with a BIG, soft fleece throw blanket, Stickers and a Dutch Oven fart recipe card (Featuring: The Classic Dutch Oven, The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin’ Eagle!)
Looking for Something More?
We got you! The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is the ultimate gift box for the farter in your life. It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies!
What's in the box?
We start with everything from the Original Dutch Oven Kit. You get a BIG (60" x 80"), Super Soft blanket, Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card and Stickers!
Next, we planned for the worst and added a travel pack of 15 Shart Wipes! Great for cleaning hands and surfaces....
Don't let an upset stomach foil your evening plans! We got you with a Stylish Adult Diaper! (Nobody has to know)
Dislike your own brand of farts? Feeling bad for your partner? The clothes pin should help. Just watch out for sharp boogers!
Finally, freshen up your area with an official Dutch Oven Kits Air Freshener! Perfect for your car or living room! It's an awesome Dutch Oven Kits delivery van with a pleasing citrus aroma.
No matter which version you choose, you'll have the perfect Mother's Day Gifts for Wife!
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Farts not included.