So get them a gift that's as unique and fun as they are!
Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a fantastic corporate gifting option for your organization.
Every Kit comes with a BIG, soft throw blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies! Makes a hilarious, unique and practical gift for employees, customers, vendors or anyone with a silly sense of humor!
We would love to help put a package together for your employees, customers or vendors!
Contact us directly via email or messenger.
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Instagram - @DutchOvenKits
Do your blankets absorb farts?
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
How big are your blankets?
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG, Super Soft and Machine Washable!
Are you a legit Small Business?
YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business located right here in Brentwood. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story!
How does the Free Delivery work?
We offer free delivery for corporate gifting orders over $500 and within 20 miles of our location in Brentwood. If you're outside the 20 mile radius and still want to place an order, contact us! We can always work something out.
Do you offer items that aren't Fart Themed?
We do sell the blankets separately without the gift box and all the fart nonsense. If you have someone in mind who would prefer this option, just let us know.
If a man farts in the forest does it make a smell?
Probably. Y'all are nasty!