Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Pack of Shart Wipes, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers
Do your blankets have any special fart stopping properties?
They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
I bought a Dutch Oven Kit for Someone and they hate it. Can I return it?
First. YES! If you (or your "friend") aren't satisfied for any reason, just return your Dutch Oven Kit within 30 days for a full refund. No judgments. No questions asked! Second: You need new friends. These things are hilarious!
What's the deal with the Expedited Shipping option?
Expedited shipping gets you a couple things: 1: Same Day Shipping - If you choose expedited shipping, your order will ship that same day if placed Before 3pm PST Monday - Friday.
2: Priority Mail 2-3 Day - Your order will be shipped with Priority Mail 2-3 day (Depending on your location). If you choose the Free Shipping option, your order will usually be shipped by ground, taking approx. 5-6 days to arrive.
I'm a super important Blogger / Influencer / MySpacer. Are you interested in collaborations?
YES! We love working with Bloggers and Influencers of all sizes. Shoot us an email or contact us on Social Media. We would love to talk.
Do you sell wholesale?
Currently, we are only filling wholesale orders to brick and mortar businesses in Northern California. If this sounds like you, reach out via email and we can talk more!
If a Man farts in the forest, does it make a smell?