Frequently Asked Questions

Do your blankets have any special fart stopping properties?

  • In a word, No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

How Big Are Your Blankets?

  • All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!

What comes in the Original Dutch Oven Kit®️?

  • Our Original Dutch Oven Kit comes with a BIG, super soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and assorted Stickers.

What comes in the Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit®️?

  • Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Bar of Shart Wash Soap, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers

    I bought a Dutch Oven Kit®️ for Someone and they hate it. Can I return it?

    • First. YES! If you (or your "friend") aren't satisfied for any reason, just return your Dutch Oven Kit within 30 days for a full refund. No judgments. No questions asked! 
      Second: You need new friends. These things are hilarious!

    What's the deal with the Expedited Shipping option?

    • Expedited shipping gets you a couple things:
      1: Same Day Shipping - If you choose expedited shipping, your order will ship that same day if placed Before 3pm PST Monday - Friday.
    • 2: Priority Mail 2-3 Day - Your order will be shipped with Priority Mail 2-3 day (Depending on your location). If you choose the Free Shipping option, your order will usually be shipped by ground, taking approx. 5-6 days to arrive.

    I'm a super important Blogger / Influencer / MySpacer. Are you interested in collaborations?

    • YES! We love working with Bloggers and Influencers of all sizes. Shoot us an email or contact us on Social Media. We would love to talk.

    Do you sell wholesale?

    • Currently, we are only filling wholesale orders to brick and mortar businesses in Northern California.
      If this sounds like you, reach out via email and we can talk more!

    How Big are the Packs of Shart Wipes®️?

    • Shart Wipes are sold in Travel Size packs. Each pack contains 15 Shart Wipes.
    • Full size packs are coming soon!
    • **Due to COVID-19, Shart Wipes are currently SOLD OUT with no estimated restock date. We ARE trying to get more, but it looks like it's going to be a while. Sign up for our email list to be notified when they are back.**

    Are Shart Wipes®️ Flushable?

    • Currently, Shart Wipes are not flushable. We are working on bringing our customers Full Size packs of Shart Wipes and we haven't decided if they will be flushable or not.
    • "Flushable" wipes have been causing many problems for water treatment and septic systems and we aren't quite sure if we want to add to that issue.

    Do You Sell Full Size Packs of Shart Wipes®️?

    • Not yet, but soon!
    • Right now, Shart Wipes only come in Travel Size.
    • Subscribe to our Newsletter or follow us on Social Media for updates! @dutchovenkits & @shartwipes

    How Is Your Shart Wash®️ Soap Made?

    • Shart Wash Bar Soap is made using the Cold Process technique.

    What Is Shart Wash®️ Soap Made With?

    • Olive Oil, Soybean Oil, Coconut Oil, Corn Oil, Sunflower Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Sea Salt, Ground Oatmeal, Fragrance
    • Please do not use Shart Wash Bar Soap if you are allergic to any of the above ingredients.

    If a Man farts in the forest, does it make a smell?

    • Probably. You people are gross!