Frequently Asked Questions
Do you sell on Amazon?
No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy.
Do your blankets have any special fart stopping properties?
- In a word, No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
What's the deal with Expedited Shipping?
- We are now offering the option for expedited shipping. For an additional cost, your order will be shipped via Priority Mail 2-3 Day or UPS Ground 3-5 Day (Depending on location and package size.) These are estimates provided by USPS and UPS and are not guaranteed.
- This is an upgrade from our current 5-8 Day Shipping.
- **THERE WILL BE NO REFUNDS ON EXPEDITED SHIPPING COSTS IF YOUR ORDER DOESN'T ARRIVE IN TIME**
- We will process Expedited shipping orders in 1-2 Business Days (Mon-Fri) and once it's out the door, it's in the hands of the Shipping Carrier.
- The cost for Expedited shipping is $18.50. This is the cost for us to ship an Original Dutch Oven Kit via Priority Mail 2-3 Day.
- Expedited Shipping is totally optional and is offered as an add-on service.
- If you choose Expedited Shipping even when your order qualifies for free shipping, you will still be charged for Expedited Shipping and your order will be shipped with one of the Carriers listed above.
Are You a Legit Small Business?
- YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story!
- All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
- Our Original Dutch Oven Kit comes with a BIG, super soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and assorted Stickers.
- Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Bar of Shart Wash Soap, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers
To make things short; If we messed something up, we'll make it right!
Our full Return Policy can be found HERE
I'm a super important Blogger / Influencer / MySpacer. Are you interested in collaborations?
- YES! We love working with Bloggers and Influencers of all sizes. Shoot us an email or contact us on Social Media. We would love to talk.
Do you sell wholesale?
- Yes! We are looking to expand into small retail spaces. Specifically, brick and mortar businesses in the United States.
- If you own/ operate a small gift shop or novelty store, reach out via email and we can talk more!
How Big are the Packs of Shart Wipes?
- Shart Wipes are sold in Travel Size packs. Each pack contains 15 Shart Wipes.
- **Due to COVID-19, Shart Wipes are currently ONLY available in our Deluxe Kits. We ARE trying to get more, but it looks like it's going to be a while. Sign up for our email list to be notified when they are back.**
Are Shart Wipes Flushable?
- Currently, Shart Wipes are not flushable. We are working on bringing our customers Full Size packs of Shart Wipes and we haven't decided if they will be flushable or not.
- "Flushable" wipes have been causing many problems for water treatment and septic systems and we aren't quite sure if we want to add to that issue.
Do You Sell Full Size Packs of Shart Wipes®️?
- Not yet, but soon!
- Right now, Shart Wipes only come in Travel Size.
- Subscribe to our Newsletter or follow us on Social Media for updates! @dutchovenkits & @shartwipes
How Is Your Shart Wash®️ Soap Made?
- Shart Wash Bar Soap is made using the Cold Process technique.
What Is Shart Wash®️ Soap Made With?
- Olive Oil, Soybean Oil, Coconut Oil, Corn Oil, Sunflower Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Sea Salt, Ground Oatmeal, Fragrance
- Please do not use Shart Wash Bar Soap if you are allergic to any of the above ingredients.
If a Man farts in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a smell?
- Probably. You people are gross!