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Frequently Asked Questions

How Big Are Your Blankets?

  • All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!

What comes in the Original Dutch Oven Kit?

  • Our Original Dutch Oven Kit comes with a BIG, super soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and assorted Stickers.

What comes in the Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit?

  • Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Pack of Shart Wipes, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers

Do your blankets have any special fart stopping properties?

  • They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

I bought a Dutch Oven Kit for Someone and they hate it. Can I return it?

  • First. YES! If you (or your "friend") aren't satisfied for any reason, just return your Dutch Oven Kit within 30 days for a full refund. No judgments. No questions asked! 
    Second: You need new friends. These things are hilarious!

What's the deal with the Expedited Shipping option?

  • Expedited shipping gets you a couple things:
    1: Same Day Shipping - If you choose expedited shipping, your order will ship that same day if placed Before 3pm PST Monday - Friday.
  • 2: Priority Mail 2-3 Day - Your order will be shipped with Priority Mail 2-3 day (Depending on your location). If you choose the Free Shipping option, your order will usually be shipped by ground, taking approx. 5-6 days to arrive.

I'm a super important Blogger / Influencer / MySpacer. Are you interested in collaborations?

  • YES! We love working with Bloggers and Influencers of all sizes. Shoot us an email or contact us on Social Media. We would love to talk.
  • Contact@DutchOvenKits.com

Do you sell wholesale?

  • Currently, we are only filling wholesale orders to brick and mortar businesses in Northern California.
    If this sounds like you, reach out via email and we can talk more!
  • Contact@DutchOvenKits.com

If a Man farts in the forest, does it make a smell?

  • Probably. You people are gross!