The Original Dutch Oven Kit - Fart Blanket Gift Box
Dutch Oven Kits are a hilarious gift for anyone who farts!
Look. We get it. Finding a funny, unique gift is hard; and finding a gift they will actually use is nearly impossible!
That’s where we come in. Dutch Oven Kits are the best of both worlds. First, it's a completely original and totally hilarious gift. Second, our blankets are actually nice!
No joke! Our throw blankets are 100% microfiber fleece and BIG! 60” x 80” to be exact. (Most other throws are only 50” x 60”) Did we mention they’re soft too? We worked our butts off to bring you the softest blankets we could find so you can give a gift they will ACTUALLY love!
As if a blanket for pooting on people wasn’t funny enough, you also get a Fart Recipe Card. Consider it a crash course in tactical tooting! We start slow with The Classic Dutch Oven, then we progress to The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin’ Eagle!* Check out the picture. You’ll be glad you did!
What's in the Box?!
- Super Soft Throw Blanket (60" x 80")
- Dutch Oven Kits Fart Recipe Card
Featuring: The Classic Dutch Oven, The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin’ Eagle!
Your Choice of 4 Great Colors:
- Tactical Green (Dark Green)
- Celadon Steamer (Light Green)
- Cracked Rat (Gray)
- Covered Wagon®️ (Sand)
- Mystery Color (We send you a random color!)
- BIG Throw Blanket (60" x 80") - Most others are 52" x 60"!
- Super Soft!
- Machine Washable (Just in case....)
- FREE Domestic Shipping!
- Money Back Guarantee: If you aren't satisfied for any reason, return your blanket within 30 Days for a full refund.
*Farts not included.
Looking for even MORE cool gifts for guys? Check out the Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit!
Still have questions? Check out our FAQ
* International orders may incur Customs or Tax charges upon delivery. (Varies by location)
*Screamin’ Eagle is strictly a joke. Please do not attempt!
Shipped very quickly. The blanket is very soft.
I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever. Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get 2. As soon as I get my hands on it, I'm doing the Screaming Eagle...mmmuuuaaahhhh
Perfect gift for the notorious farter in your home.
Funny!! And in actually using it... it’s perfect and cuddly! One of our house most loved blankets we fight for! May need to order more!
So so soft and bigger than expected!!!