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The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box
Everybody Farts!
Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!
Add a card to your order! Click HERE to see our hilarious greeting cards.
The Down & Dirty
What's in the Box?
- BIG Soft Throw Blanket
- Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
- Stickers
What's A Fart Recipe Card?!
They'll Laugh Their Butt Off!
We're Not Pulling Your Finger
The Blankets Are Awesome Too!
- 10,000+ Dutch Oven Kits Sold!
- 250+ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Reviews!
- Every Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket is 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and tumble dry(able)!
- Gift Boxes available in Original and Deluxe sizes.
- Did we mention they're BIG? 60" x 80" to be exact!
- It's a hilarious, practical gift that will ACTUALLY get used!
Add A Card to Your Order
- 10 hilarious designs to choose from!
- Printed in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper.
- Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.
- Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve.
- Made in United States of America
FAQ
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Do your blankets absorb farts or make noises?
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
They also DO NOT make fart noises. You provide the fart effects with your own butt.
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What are your Shipping Rates?
Shipping Rates
- Orders over $75 ship free (5-9 Days)
- Shipping (5-9 Days) is $8.99 for orders $20 and up
- Shipping (5-9 Days) is $5.99 for orders below $20.
- Expedited Shipping (3-5 Day) is available for $18.50
Order Processing Times
- Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.
Shipping Speed
- Most packages arrive within 5-9 business days after they are shipped
- Expedited Shipping is available as an option Packages will ship by either Priority Mail 2-3 Day or UPS 3-5 Day depending on package size.
Shipping Location
- We ship from Northern California
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How big are your blankets?
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
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What are the Washing Instructions?
Machine Washable - Warm
Tumble Dry - Normal
We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!
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Do you sell on Amazon?
No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy.
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I bought this for someone and they hate it. Can I return it?
Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.
Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!
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Are you a legit Small Business?
YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! -
If a man farts in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a smell?
Probably. Y'all are nasty!