BIG Soft Throw Blanket
Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
Stickers!
Cracked Rat (Gray)
Tactical Green
Silent But Deadly (Black)
100% Microfiber Fleece
60" x 80"
Machine Washable (Just in Case)
*Farts Not Included*
4 Ways to Fart on Someone!
The Classic Dutch Oven
The Creeper
The Fart Fortress
The Screamin' Eagle*
*Strictly a Joke. Do not attempt.*
The Fart Recipe Card:
We cooked up some authentic Dutch Oven Kits Recipes just for you! Consider them a crash course in tactical tooting!
Start with The Classic Dutch Oven then progress to The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin' Eagle!*
*Screamin' Eagle is strictly a joke. Do not attempt!*
Jen
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"My brother sharted earlier this year and I couldn't be more thrilled to give this to him. Thank you for bringing some joy into our lives!"
Amanda H.
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"We bought these for our nephews and they opened them on Christmas Eve. They laughed their butts off!!! Hilarious gift and blankets were so soft and comfy. Highly
Recommend!!"
Farah
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"The blanket was incredibly soft and just amazing. The instruction card was absolutely hilarious making a good birthday gift for my dad he loves it! Shipping was insanely fast . Thank You"
Barbara
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"Excellent gift ! The blanket is so soft and a great size. I bought the deluxe package with all the other items and everything was so funny and well done. I highly recommend this as a gift for people with a sense of humor !!"
Dee
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"I got this for my sister and she loved it. Blanket was perfect and she loved the soap."
Dana
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"This is the most hilarious, well made gag gift I’ve ever bought. The blanket is so soft, the “recipe” card is hysterical, and the stickers are a nice little surprise. I can’t wait to see my husband’s face when he unwraps his new fart blanket! Lol "
The Blankets Are Awesome Too!
10,000+ Dutch Oven Kits Sold!
300+ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Reviews!
- Every Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket is 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and tumble dry(able)!
- Perfect for Birthdays, Father's Day, Weddings, Graduations or Getting out of Jail!
- Did we mention they're BIG? 60" x 80" to be exact!
- It's a hilarious, practical gift that will ACTUALLY get used!
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