Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
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Fart hard or go home!
The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is an awesome Gift Box for the Farters in your life! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything that Stinky Someone needs.
What's in the box?
We start with everything from the Original Dutch Oven Kit. You get a BIG (60" x 80"), Super Soft throw blanket, Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card and Stickers!
Next, we planned for the worst and added a bar of Shart Wash Natural, Handmade Soap Great for cleanup....
Don't let an upset stomach ruin your evening. We got you with a Stylish Adult Diaper! (Nobody has to know)
Dislike his brand of farts? Feeling bad for your partner? The clothespin should help. Just watch out for sharp boogers!
Finally, freshen up the area with an official Dutch Oven Kits Air Freshener! Perfect for the car or living room! It's an awesome Dutch Oven Kits delivery van with a pleasing citrus aroma.
Look. We know this is supposed to be a joke, but our throw blankets are the real deal! They’re BIG (60” x 80”) 100% microfiber fleece and super soft. We worked our butts off to find an awesome throw blanket we know you’ll love and actually use!
Your Choice of 4 great colors:
- Tactical Green (Dark Green)
- Cracked Rat (Gray)
- Celadon Steamer (Sea-Foam Green)
- Covered Wagon®️ (Sand)
- Mystery Color (We send you a random color!)
Is it Really the Perfect Gift Box?
Uhhhhhh yeah! Check out everything they get:
- BIG, Super Soft Throw Blanket! (60" x 80")
- 1 Bar of Shart Wash Handmade Soap
- 1 Adult Diaper (Super Classy)
- 1 Air Freshener
- 1 Clothespin
- FREE Domestic Shipping!
- Money Back Guarantee: If you aren't satisfied for any reason, return your Dutch Oven Kit within 30 Days for a full refund.
- Seriously. It's a really nice blanket!
- Machine Washable (Just in case....)
- You're Welcome.
*Farts not included.
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*Screamin’ Eagle is strictly a joke. Please do not attempt!
First off, I must say that this blanket it supper soft, lightweight and does not shed. My fiance absolutely loves his gift. The extra stuff you get with the deluxe kit didn't really do much for him, but he loves his "blankie". He uses it in the living room, then brings it upstairs with him to bed. Back and forth every day, even now that it is summer and we live in the south. After 7 years of being together, it's definitely the best gift I have given him. It's hilarious, a running joke and a wonderful blanket to snuggle under.
This was a Father’s present for my husband and he absolutely loved it!!!
Boyfriend loved it for part.of his bday gift
The blanket is so soft! My husband absolutely loved the kit (loves a good laugh). We had run into an issue with the post office misplacing our order and these guy responded promptly and got us out a replacement asap!
Shipped supper fast best customer service very helpful and quick to respond definitely will be repurchasing again