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If you're interested in carrying Dutch Oven Kits in your shop, you came to the right place!

Our Products

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a fantastic addition to your Novelty and Gift Shop!

Every Kit comes with a BIG, soft throw blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies! Makes a hilarious, unique and practical gift for anyone with a silly sense of humor!

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Dutch Oven Kits Gift Boxes

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life.

Available in Original and Deluxe Kits and 5 different blanket colors:

Tactical Green
Cracked Rat Gray
Covered Wagon (Tan)
Breakwind Blue
Celadon Steamer (Seafoam Green)

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Shart Wash Emergency Kit Gift Box

Sharts can happen any time. Anywhere. Be prepared with the Shart Wash Emergency Kit!

2 Bars of Shart Wash Handmade Soap
2 Packs of Shart Wipes
Soap Bag
Stickers!

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Shart Wash Handmade Soap Bars

Our Cold Process, 4.8oz soap bars are Handmade in the USA with All Natural Ingredients. No harsh chemicals or additives! They're amazing for your skin and smell great!

7 scents to choose from!

Hawaiian Pooau
Deep Woods Scrub
Jasmine Lime
Oatmeal Milk & Honey
Lavender Lemongrass
Deep Blue Sea Salt
White Tea Aloe & Ginger

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Let's Chat!

We would love to answer any questions or send you some samples!

Carolyn@DutchOvenKits.com

Rich@DutchOvenKits.com

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Instagram - @DutchOvenKits

Mix & Match

Mix and match your colors
No minimums

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Flexible Minimums

Order a pallet full or just a few.

Free Local Delivery

Located within 20 miles of Brentwood, CA? (Northern California)
We'll deliver to you for free!

We're Local Too!

In Business in Brentwood / Knightsen for 4+ Years
Brentwood Chamber of Commerce Member since 2019

We're Not Pulling Your Finger

These blankets are ACTUALLY awesome!

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Don't Take Our Word For It!

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"I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever. Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get 2."

- Clarissa

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I purchased two of these as gifts because they were funny. But we got a huge bonus realizing they are also just great quality blankets. Thanks for the great gift idea!

- Jordan

FAQ

Do your blankets absorb farts?

In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
How big are your blankets?

All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG, Super Soft and Machine Washable!
Are you a legit Small Business?

YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business located right here in Brentwood. Not owned by any major corporation!

Check out our About Us page to learn about our story!
How does the Free Delivery work?

We offer free delivery within 20 miles of our location in Brentwood. If you're outside the 20 mile radius and still want to place an order, contact us! We can always work something out.
Do you offer items that aren't Fart Themed?

We do sell the blankets separately without the gift box and all the fart nonsense. If you have someone in mind who would prefer this option, just let us know.
If a man farts in the forest does it make a smell?

Probably. Y'all are nasty!