If you're interested in carrying Dutch Oven Kits in your shop, you came to the right place!
Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a fantastic addition to your Novelty and Gift Shop!
Every Kit comes with a BIG, soft throw blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies! Makes a hilarious, unique and practical gift for anyone with a silly sense of humor!
Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life.
Available in Original and Deluxe Kits and 5 different blanket colors:
Sharts can happen any time. Anywhere. Be prepared with the Shart Wash Emergency Kit!
Our Cold Process, 4.8oz soap bars are Handmade in the USA with All Natural Ingredients. No harsh chemicals or additives! They're amazing for your skin and smell great!
7 scents to choose from!
We would love to answer any questions or send you some samples!
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"I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever. Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get 2."
I purchased two of these as gifts because they were funny. But we got a huge bonus realizing they are also just great quality blankets. Thanks for the great gift idea!
Do your blankets absorb farts?
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
How big are your blankets?
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG, Super Soft and Machine Washable!
Are you a legit Small Business?
YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business located right here in Brentwood. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story!
How does the Free Delivery work?
We offer free delivery within 20 miles of our location in Brentwood. If you're outside the 20 mile radius and still want to place an order, contact us! We can always work something out.
Do you offer items that aren't Fart Themed?
We do sell the blankets separately without the gift box and all the fart nonsense. If you have someone in mind who would prefer this option, just let us know.
If a man farts in the forest does it make a smell?
Probably. Y'all are nasty!