Own a small Gift Shop or Novelty Store? We would love to work with you!
All of our products are available for Wholesale purchase by retailers.
WE DO NOT OFFER WHOLESALE PRICING TO NON-RETAILERS
We offer two ways to place your Wholesale Order:
We now sell directly to retailers on Faire! Click the link below to check out our shop.
What is Faire?
Faire is an online marketplace that connects products (like ours) to small retailers (like you)
It makes ordering and reordering a snap! All wholesale prices are the same as if you order directly through us and there are a few additional benefits from placing your wholesale order through Faire:
If you're new to Faire, you can get a $100 Credit and 1 year of Free Shipping for all orders through our shop
Free Returns on your first Order
60 Day Payment terms and easy Payment Processing through Faire
Contact us directly via email
We will take your order and send you a payable invoice link. Once it's paid, we'll package and ship your order!
Located within 20 miles of Brentwood, CA? (Northern California)
We'll deliver to you for free!
*Shipping charge applies to all non-local orders*
Do your blankets absorb farts?
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
How big are your blankets?
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG, Super Soft and Machine Washable!
Are you a legit Small Business?
YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business located right here in Brentwood. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story!
How does the Free Delivery work?
We offer free delivery within 20 miles of our location in Brentwood. If you're outside the 20 mile radius and still want to place an order, contact us! We can always work something out.
We do not cover the shipping cost for non-local orders. That being said, we don't mark anything up and the cost has been right around $35 per order.
If a man farts in the forest does it make a smell?
Probably. Y'all are nasty!