Front of the card showing a donkey staring at a broken piñata and saying, "That is some dark ass shit."
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Dutch Oven Kits

Donkey Piñata - Birthday Card

Outside: 

That is some dark ass shit. 

Inside:

Happy Birthday

 

Artist: Modern Printed Matter

The Specs:

  • Size A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper.
  • Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.
  • Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve.
  • Made in United States of America


We source our cards from awesome small businesses right here in the USA. You aren't only supporting us, you're supporting them too! Thanks!


Optional Gift Message:

We will hand write shorter messages inside the card or include a printed insert with your longer messages.

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