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Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on  wood floor with brick background
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on  wood floor with brick background
Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rate Gray Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Soggy Camel Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color on a bed
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Soggy Camel Color with box cool gifts for guys
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color with box cool gifts for guys
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color with box cool gifts for guys
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits displayed with a box Tactical Green Color cool gifts for guys
Dutch Oven Kits Roadkill Tan Color blanket With Woman on a bed
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color With Cat on a bed

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket

$29.99 - FREE SHIPPING


A Hilarious Birthday Gift for the Guy Who Farts!

Every Kit comes with a Super Soft Fleece Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and Stickers. The perfect birthday gift for that Stinky Someone!

*We ship in un-marked packaging to keep your gift a surprise!*

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Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Cracked Rat
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Cracked Rat
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Soggy Camel Sand Color
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Tactical Green Color
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Celadon Steamer
Gift Box for Men Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Fart Recipe Card
Two Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Boxes Stacked
Woman sitting on a bed holding a tan throw blanket up to her face
White and gray cat laying on a bench covered by a throw blanket. Celadon Steamer Color
Woman sitting on a chair texting on her phone. Cracked rat gray color throw blanket
Gift Box for Men Soggy Camel (sand) Color Gift Box Unboxed with items sitting on top of blanket

Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit

$39.99 - FREE SHIPPING


Need a Birthday Gift for a Guy who farts more than most?

Check out our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything a Fartin' Man needs.

Where else can you give a gift box with a Throw Blanket, Adult Diaper, Shart Wipes, and an Air Freshener all in one place? 


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Picture of Shart Wipes Antibacterial Wet Wipes 2 Pack with Stickers
Picture of Shart Wipes Antibacterial Wet Wipes 2 Pack with Stickers
Picture of Shart Wipes Antibacterial Wet Wipes 4 Pack with Stickers
Picture of Shart Wipes Antibacterial Wet Wipes 6 Pack with Stickers
Shart Wipes Antibacterial Wet Wipes Travel Size Front
Shart Wipes Antibacterial Wet Wipes Travel Size Pack Back
Picture of Shart Wipes Antibacterial Wet Wipes 2 Pack with Stickers On Wood Background
Picture of Shart Wipes Antibacterial Wet Wipes 4 Pack with Stickers On Wood Background

Shart Wipes Antibacterial Wet Wipes

$9.99 - $19.99 FREE SHIPPING

Available in 2, 4 or 6 Packs

Wipe The Shame Away!

We get it. You flew too close to the sun and that fart turned into a shart! Luckily you keep a Travel Size pack of Shart Wipes Hand Wipes nearby at all times. They'll clean your floor, couch, hands or whatever else you may have sullied! 

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Don't take our word for it:

"I think this is the best gift I could have found for my brother in law. Actually, it is probably the best gift I have ever given to him and it matches his personality and his sense of humor to a ‘T.’ I can’t wait to see him open the package."

- Sarah - Mommin' in the Real World

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"This is a huge blanket. What a great idea for those with a good sense of humor."
-Renee J

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Absolutely fantastic! I honestly got this just as a silly joke but my goodness is this blanket comfortable! It is awesome!! Definitely recommend!."
-Peyton F

Gray Blanket draped over a bed

More than a gag gift

We worked out butts off to bring you blankets that are actually nice! Our Throws are 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and BIG (60" x 80" to be exact"). They're a hilarious gift that will actually get used!

Frequently Asked Questions

HOW BIG ARE YOUR BLANKETS?
WHAT COMES IN THE ORIGINAL DUTCH OVEN KIT?
WHAT IS INCLUDED IN THE DELUXE DUTCH OVEN KIT?
DO YOUR BLANKETS HAVE ANY SPECIAL FART STOPPING PROPERTIES?
I BOUGHT A DUTCH OVEN KIT FOR SOMEONE AND THEY HATE IT. CAN I RETURN IT?
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE EXPEDITED SHIPPING OPTION?
I'M A SUPER IMPORTANT INFLUENCER / BLOGGER / MYSPACER. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN COLLABORATIONS?
DO YOU SELL WHOLESALE?

30-Day Money Back Guarantee + Free Shipping

We're here to help you laugh more. Not cause problems. If you aren't satisfied with your Dutch Oven Kit for any reason. Just send it back within 30 days for a full refund. No questions asked. Also, all domestic United States orders ship FREE!