Silly Gifts for your Stinky Guy(s)

Picture of a dark green dutch oven kit surrounded by a folded gray blanket on the left and a celadon and sand colored blanket on the right.

What's in the box?

- BIG Soft Throw Blanket

- Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)

- Other Goodies!

The Specs:

- 60 in x 80 in

- 100% Microfiber Fleece

- Machine Washable (Just in case!)

*Farts not included*

Available in 4 Great Colors

- Tactical Green (Dark Green)

- Celadon Steamer (Light Green)

-  Cracked Rat (Gray)

- Covered Wagon (Sand)

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Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on  wood floor with brick background
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on  wood floor with brick background
The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rate Gray Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Covered Wagon Color close up on a chair
Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
Picture of all 4 blanket colors, gray, dark green, celadon and sand sitting on a wood floor
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color on a bed
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color With Cat on a bed

The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box

$34.49
Everybody Farts!

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!

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    Don't take our word for it:

    "I think this is the best gift I could have found for my brother in law. Actually, it is probably the best gift I have ever given to him and it matches his personality and his sense of humor to a ‘T.’ I can’t wait to see him open the package."

    - Sarah - Mommin' in the Real World

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    "This is a huge blanket. What a great idea for those with a good sense of humor."
    -Renee J

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    "
    Absolutely fantastic! I honestly got this just as a silly joke but my goodness is this blanket comfortable! It is awesome!! Definitely recommend!."
    -Peyton F

    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Cracked Rat gray sitting on a wooden floor
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Covered Wagon Color
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Tactical Green Color
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Celadon Steamer
    Gift Box for Men Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Fart Recipe Card
    Two Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Boxes Stacked
    White and gray cat laying on a bench covered by a throw blanket. Celadon Steamer Color
    Woman sitting on a chair texting on her phone. Cracked rat gray color throw blanket

    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box

    $44.49
    Fart hard or go home! 

    The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is an awesome Gift Box for the Farters in your life! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything that Stinky Someone needs.

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      Gray Blanket draped over a bed

      More than a gag gift

      We worked out butts off to bring you blankets that are actually nice! Our Throws are 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and BIG (60" x 80" to be exact"). They're a hilarious gift that will actually get used!

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