Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on  wood floor with brick background
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on  wood floor with brick background
Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rate Gray Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Covered Wagon Color close up on a chair
Picture of all 4 blanket colors, gray, dark green, celadon and sand sitting on a wood floor
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color on a bed
Dutch Oven Kits Roadkill Tan Color blanket With Woman on a bed
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color With Cat on a bed
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits displayed with a box Tactical Green Color
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color with box
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color with box
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Covered Wagon Color with box

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket

$29.99 - FREE SHIPPING


A Hilarious Christmas Gift for the Farters in your life!

Every Kit comes with a Super Soft Fleece Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and Stickers. The perfect Christmas gift for that Stinky Someone!

Shipped in un-marked packaging to keep your gift a surprise!

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Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Cracked Rat
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Cracked Rat
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Covered Wagon Color
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Tactical Green Color
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Celadon Steamer
Gift Box for Men Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Fart Recipe Card
Two Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Boxes Stacked
Woman sitting on a bed holding a tan throw blanket up to her face
White and gray cat laying on a bench covered by a throw blanket. Celadon Steamer Color
Woman sitting on a chair texting on her phone. Cracked rat gray color throw blanket
Gift Box for Men Covered Wagon (sand) Color Gift Box Unboxed with items sitting on top of blanket

Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit

$39.99 - FREE SHIPPING


Know someone who farts more than most? Spread some Holiday Cheer with our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit!

It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything the Farter in your life needs.

Where else can you give a gift box with a Throw Blanket, Adult Diaper, Shart Wipes, and an Air Freshener all in one place? 


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Don't take our word for it:

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"I can't wait for this to be opened at our family Christmas gathering. This is a huge blanket. What a great idea for those with a good sense of humor. The seller shipped this quickly."
- Renee J

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"Bought it for a Christmas gift! Super cute idea, shipped really fast, and good quality (the blanket is super soft). Totally recommend :) "
- theartist997

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"Can’t wait to use this for our secret Santa gag gift. Gonna be a huge hit!!"
--Stephanie F

Gray Blanket draped over a bed

More than a gag gift

We worked out butts off to bring you blankets that are actually nice! Our Throws are 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and BIG (60" x 80" to be exact"). They're a hilarious gift that will actually get used!

Frequently Asked Questions

HOW BIG ARE YOUR BLANKETS?
WHAT COMES IN THE ORIGINAL DUTCH OVEN KIT?
WHAT IS INCLUDED IN THE DELUXE DUTCH OVEN KIT?
DO YOUR BLANKETS HAVE ANY SPECIAL FART STOPPING PROPERTIES?
I BOUGHT A DUTCH OVEN KIT FOR SOMEONE AND THEY HATE IT. CAN I RETURN IT?
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE EXPEDITED SHIPPING OPTION?
I'M A SUPER IMPORTANT INFLUENCER / BLOGGER / MYSPACER. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN COLLABORATIONS?
DO YOU SELL WHOLESALE?

30-Day Money Back Guarantee + Free Shipping

We're here to help you laugh more. Not cause problems. If you aren't satisfied with your Dutch Oven Kit for any reason. Just send it back within 30 days for a full refund. No questions asked.

Also, all domestic United States orders ship FREE!