THE GIFT FOR THE FARTERS IN YOUR LIFE!
What's in the Box?
- BIG Soft Throw Blanket
- Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
- Other Goodies!
- 60 in x 80 in
- 100% Microfiber Fleece
- Machine Washable (Just in case!)
*Farts not included*
Available in 4 Great Colors
- Tactical Green (Dark Green)
- Celadon Steamer (Light Green)
- Cracked Rat (Gray)
- Covered Wagon (Sand)
We're not pulling your finger
These blankets are ACTUALLY nice!
"This is such an amazing gag gift, my husband is absolutely going to love it. The blanket is of really good quality and super soft. This is a clever and unique gift and I love the speedy shipping." - londonlou87
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
No. Dutch Oven Kits are not a subscription box. But we won't stop you from buying from us again!
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
Our Original Dutch Oven Kit comes with a BIG, super soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and assorted Stickers.
Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Pack of Shart Wipes, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers!
First. YES! If you (or your lame friend) aren't satisfied for any reason, just return your Dutch Oven Kit within 30 days for a full refund. No judgments. No questions asked! Second: You need new friends. These things are hilarious!
Expedited shipping gets you a couple things: 1: Same Day Shipping - If you choose expedited shipping, your order will ship that same day if placed Before 3pm PST Monday - Friday. 2: Priority Mail 2-3 Day - Your order will be shipped with Priority Mail 2-3 day (Depending on your location). If you choose the Free Shipping option, your order will usually be shipped by ground, taking approx. 5-6 days to arrive.
Probably. You people are gross!