THE GIFT FOR THE FARTERS IN YOUR LIFE!
What's in the Box?
- BIG Soft Throw Blanket
- Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
- Other Goodies!
- 60 in x 80 in
- 100% Microfiber Fleece
- Machine Washable (Just in case!)
*Farts not included*
Available in 4 Great Colors
- Tactical Green (Dark Green)
- Celadon Steamer (Light Green)
- Cracked Rat (Gray)
- Covered Wagon (Sand)
We're not pulling your finger
These blankets are ACTUALLY nice!
"This is such an amazing gag gift, my husband is absolutely going to love it. The blanket is of really good quality and super soft. This is a clever and unique gift and I love the speedy shipping." - londonlou87
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
No. Dutch Oven Kits are not a subscription box. But we won't stop you from buying from us again!
YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story!
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
Our Original Dutch Oven Kit comes with a BIG, super soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and assorted Stickers.
Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Pack of Shart Wipes, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers!
To make things short; If we messed something up, we'll make it right!
Our full Return Policy can be found HERE