For the Farters in your life!

Picture of a dark green dutch oven kit surrounded by a folded gray blanket on the left and a celadon and sand colored blanket on the right.

What's in the box?

- BIG Soft Throw Blanket

- Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)

- Other Goodies!

The Specs:

- 60 in x 80 in

- 100% Microfiber Fleece

- Machine Washable (Just in case!)

*Farts not included*

Available in 4 Great Colors

- Tactical Green (Dark Green)

- Celadon Steamer (Light Green)

-  Cracked Rat (Gray)

- Covered Wagon (Sand)

Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with brick background
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with brick background
The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rate Gray Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Covered Wagon Color close up on a chair
Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
Picture of all 4 blanket colors, gray, dark green, celadon and sand sitting on a wood floor
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color on a bed
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color With Cat on a bed

The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box

$34.49
Everybody Farts!

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!

    We're not pulling your finger

    These blankets are ACTUALLY nice!

    Picture of a woman on a bed holding a Roadkill Tan Color blanket over her face.
    Picture of a celadon color blanket bunched up on a wood floor with brick backdrop to show blanket texture.
    Picture of a dark green blanket folded up and draped over the arm of a gray couch.

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    "This is such an amazing gag gift, my husband is absolutely going to love it. The blanket is of really good quality and super soft. This is a clever and unique gift and I love the speedy shipping." - londonlou87

    Picture of a smiling woman sitting on the floor snuggling with a gray blanket.

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    Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with brick background
    Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with brick background
    The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box
    Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rate Gray Color close up on a chair
    Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color close up on a chair
    Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Covered Wagon Color close up on a chair
    Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
    Picture of all 4 blanket colors, gray, dark green, celadon and sand sitting on a wood floor
    Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color on a bed
    Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color With Cat on a bed

    The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box

    $34.49
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    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Cracked Rat gray sitting on a wooden floor
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Covered Wagon Color
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Tactical Green Color
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Celadon Steamer
    Gift Box for Men Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Fart Recipe Card
    Two Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Boxes Stacked
    White and gray cat laying on a bench covered by a throw blanket. Celadon Steamer Color
    Woman sitting on a chair texting on her phone. Cracked rat gray color throw blanket

    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box

    $44.49
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    Imperfect Blankets - Dirty, Stained or Blemished (But Otherwise Fine) Blankets
    Imperfect Blankets - Dirty, Stained or Blemished (But Otherwise Fine) Blankets
    Imperfect Blankets - Dirty, Stained or Blemished (But Otherwise Fine) Blankets
    Imperfect Blankets - Dirty, Stained or Blemished (But Otherwise Fine) Blankets
    Imperfect Blankets - Dirty, Stained or Blemished (But Otherwise Fine) Blankets
    Imperfect Blankets - Dirty, Stained or Blemished (But Otherwise Fine) Blankets
    Imperfect Blankets - Dirty, Stained or Blemished (But Otherwise Fine) Blankets
    Imperfect Blankets - Dirty, Stained or Blemished (But Otherwise Fine) Blankets

    Imperfect Blankets - Dirty, Stained or Blemished (But Otherwise Fine) Blankets

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