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The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box
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Great gifts are impossible to find.... until now!
Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!
Great gifts are impossible to find.... until now!
Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!
The Down & Dirty
What's in the Box?
- BIG Soft Throw Blanket
- Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
- Stickers
Available in 5 Great Colors
- Tactical Green
- Covered Wagon
- Celadon Steamer
- Cracked Rat
- Breakwind Blue
Features
- 100% Microfiber Fleece
- 60" x 80"
- Machine Washable (Just in Case)
- *Farts Not Included*
Fart Recipe Card
4 Ways to Fart on Someone!
- The Classic Dutch Oven
- The Creeper
- The Fart Fortress
- The Screamin' Eagle*
*Strictly a Joke. Do not attempt.*
What's A Fart Recipe Card?!
The Fart Recipe Card:
We cooked up some authentic Dutch Oven Kits Recipes just for you! Consider them a crash course in tactical tooting!
Start with The Classic Dutch Oven then progress to The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin' Eagle!*
*Screamin' Eagle is strictly a joke. Do not attempt!*
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
Fart hard or go home!
The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is an awesome Gift Box for the Farters in your life! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything that Stinky Someone needs.
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Fart hard or go home!
The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is an awesome Gift Box for the Farters in your life! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything that Stinky Someone needs.
We're Not Pulling Your Finger
Dutch Oven Kits are more than just a gag gift!
Once the laughter is over, you still have a BIG, soft throw blanket to enjoy!
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"Both funny & practical!
My husband LOVED this gift! And once the amusement wore off, he was pleased by the size, quality, and texture. It's now has favorite blanket"
-Abbey Geotz
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- Every Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket is 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and tumble dry(able)!
- Gift Boxes available in Original and Deluxe sizes.
- Did we mention they're BIG? 60" x 80" to be exact!
- It's a hilarious, practical gift that will ACTUALLY get used!
Don't Take Our Word For It
- 10,000+ Dutch Oven Kits Sold!
- 250+ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Reviews!
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"I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever. Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get 2."
-Clarissa
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I purchased two of these as gifts because they were funny. But we got a huge bonus realizing they are also just great quality blankets. Thanks for the great gift idea!
-Jordan
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"My brother sharted earlier this year and I couldn't be more thrilled to give this to him. Thank you for bringing some joy into our lives!"
—Jen.
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"Excellent gift ! The blanket is so soft and a great size. I bought the deluxe package with all the other items and everything was so funny and well done. I highly recommend this as a gift for people with a sense of humor !!"
—Barbara.
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"The blanket was incredibly soft and just amazing. The instruction card was absolutely hilarious making a good birthday gift for my dad he loves it! Shipping was insanely fast . Thank You"
—Farah.
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"I got this for my sister and she loved it. Blanket was perfect and she loved the soap."
—Dee.
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The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box
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