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A box of shart wash elf farts scented soap on top of a tan soap bar on a wood table. Oatmeal spice scented holiday soap
A box of shart wash elf farts scented soap on top of a tan soap bar on a wood table with a christmas yeti. Oatmeal spice scented holiday soap
A box of shart wash elf farts scented soap on top of a white table with christmas decorations. Oatmeal spice scented holiday soap

Elf Farts (Oatmeal Spice)

The Holidays are coming! Time to smell like it!

We're super excited to bring you these amazing Oatmeal Spice scented soap bars! They smell so good, we started using them before Halloween even ended!

The Holidays are coming! Time to smell like it!

We're super excited to bring you these amazing Oatmeal Spice scented soap bars! They smell so good, we started using them before Halloween even ended!

Shart (SHärt)-verb

Placing too much trust in a fart and accidentally pooing your pants.

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The Scent

Elf Farts (Oatmeal Spice)


A perfect blend of Cinnamon, Vanilla & Nutmeg with ground oatmeal as an exfoliant.

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Ingredients

Olive Oil, Soybean Oil, Coconut Oil, Corn Oil, Sunflower Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Lye, Fragrance

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Exfoliation

Oatmeal

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The Specs

Size: 5 oz

Scent Strength: Moderate

Dimensions: 3" x 3" x 1"


Silly Name. Awesome Soap

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"My Boyfriend sharted earlier this year and I couldn't be more thrilled to give this to him. Thank you for bringing some joy into our lives!"


-Jen

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"I honestly only bought the soap to get free shipping but I'm glad I did! I kept it for myself. It smells AMAZING!!!! It would make a hilarious gift for a jokester but good luck wanting to give it away after you smell it!"


-Jessica

Natural, Handmade Soap Bars

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  • Cold Processed

  • Made in the USA with all natural ingredients

  • No harsh chemicals or additives


Our Shart Wash Bar Soaps are made right here in the USA (Ohio to be exact!) The Cold Process technique means no harsh chemicals or additives so your skin is moisturized and cleansed naturally! 

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Commercial soaps and body wash can contain all kinds of stuff like Parabens, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and Petroleum Based Compounds (Yuck!)

A box of shart wash elf farts scented soap on top of a tan soap bar on a wood table with a christmas yeti. Oatmeal spice scented holiday soap

Elf Farts (Oatmeal Spice)

Reviews

FAQ

No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

Shart Wash Natural Soap Bars are 3" x 3" x 1" and weigh about 5oz

  • Olive Oil, Soybean Oil, Coconut Oil, Corn Oil, Sunflower Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Sea Salt, Ground Oatmeal, Fragrance


  • Please do not use Shart Wash Bar Soap if you are allergic to any of the above ingredients.

Orders over $75 ship free


Order Processing Times

- Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.


Shipping Speed

- Most packages arrive within 7-9 business days after they are shipped depending on your location.


Shipping Location

- We personally ship from our shop in Northern California

  • No drop shipping, order fulfilment services  or overseas shipping!

Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!

Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

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