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3 holiday candles on a wood table with a christmas background. ho ho holy crap this place stinks, bye buddy hope you find your dad, shitters full
a white cinnamon vanilla candle with a narwhal on a christmas background. Bye buddy hope you find your dad
a beige gingerbread candle on a christmas background. Ho ho holy crap this place stinks!
a brown brown sugar and fig candle with an rv on a christmas background. Shitters full

Holiday Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles

Delightfully festive Holiday candles!

 

Available individually or in a 3 Pack Bundle!

 

-  Ho Ho Holy Crap This Place Stinks! - Gingerbread
-  Bye Buddy! Hope You Find Your Dad! - Cinnamon Vanilla
-  Shitter’s Full - Brown Sugar & Fig

Your Price:

$18.00

Delightfully festive Holiday candles!

 

Available individually or in a 3 Pack Bundle!

 

-  Ho Ho Holy Crap This Place Stinks! - Gingerbread
-  Bye Buddy! Hope You Find Your Dad! - Cinnamon Vanilla
-  Shitter’s Full - Brown Sugar & Fig

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The Candles

  • Bye Buddy Hope You Find Your Dad!

  • Ho Ho Holy Crap This Place Stinks

  • Shitter's Full

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Burn Time

50-60 Hours

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The Good

  • 100 % Soy Non-Toxic Wax

  • All Natural, Clean Burning

  • Lead Free Cotton Wick

  • Hand Poured

  • Made in the USA

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The Specs

  • Size: 9oz Glass Jar With Lid

  • Scent Strengths: Light - Heavy

  • Dimensions: 3.4in Tall, 3.2in Diameter

The Scents


    • Gingerbread: The warming scents of nutmeg, cinnamon, vanilla & ginger


    • Cinnamon Vanilla: A sweet combination of cinnamon sticks and vanilla.


    • Brown Sugar & Fig: Sweet inviting scent of brown sugar paired with ripe and succulent fig.



Natural, Hand Poured Candles

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    • 100% Soy Wax Candles

    • Natural, Non-Toxic and Clean Burning

    • High Quality Fragrances Made in the USA


    Our Hand Poured Soy-Wax Candles are made right here in the USA with no harsh chemicals or additives.

Holiday Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles
Holiday Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles
Holiday Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles
Holiday Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles
Holiday Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles

Holiday Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles

$18.00

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FAQ

No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

The candle jars are 9oz with the following dimensions: 3.4in Tall, 3.2in in Diameter

  • All Stank Away candles are 100% non-toxic soy wax.

Orders over $75 ship free


Order Processing Times

- Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.


Shipping Speed

- Most packages arrive within 7-9 business days after they are shipped depending on your location.


Shipping Location

- We personally ship from our shop in Northern California

  • No drop shipping, order fulfilment services  or overseas shipping!

Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!

Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

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