The Down and dirty:
What's in the box?
- Throw Blanket & Recipe Card
- Adult Diaper
- Pack of Shart Wipes
- Air Freshener
- Clothes Pin
- More Stickers!
- 100% Microfiber Fleece
- 60in x 80in
- Machine Washable (Just in case...)
*Farts Not Included*
Available in 4 Great colors:
- Tactical Green (Dark Green)
- Celadon Steamer (Light Green)
- Cracked Rat (Gray)
- Covered Wagon (Sand)
Fart Recipe Card:
Shows 4 Ways to Fart on Someone!
- The Classic Dutch Oven
- The Creeper
- The Fart Fortress
- The Screamin' Eagle*
(*Strictly a joke. Do not attempt*)
We're not pulling your finger
These blankets are ACTUALLY nice!
I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever. Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get 2. - Clarissa
Funny!! And in actually using it... it’s perfect and cuddly! One of our house most loved blankets we fight for! May need to order more! - michaelafishell
This is such an amazing gag gift, my husband is absolutely going to love it. The blanket is of really good quality and super soft. This is a clever and unique gift and I love the speedy shipping. - londonlou87
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
No. Dutch Oven Kits are not a subscription box. But we won't stop you from buying from us again!
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
Our Original Dutch Oven Kit comes with a BIG, super soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and assorted Stickers.
Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Pack of Shart Wipes, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers!
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
From seeing this box on Pintrest, to ordering, to receiving This was an awesome fun gift for those who appreciate this natural function. Great customer service and product quality was great. Will order again.
Being a mom outnumbered in a house of men, farts are something I have had to become accustomed to. Both my husband and our sons 5 and 7 think they're the funniest things on the planet. My husband being a truck driver is gone for long periods of time and comes home frustrated and drained. When I came across the ad for this kit I bought it immediately thinking a the smirk I'd get over it would be a great way to get him to forget work. The reaction I got was 1000x better. He laughed so hard I thought he would cry. It seems like a silly way to spend money but hearing how much delight was in his laugh was absolutely worth it. I plan on buying the smaller kits for our sons so they can have one more fart related joke to share
I loved it. I am glad you guys were able to send me out another package because of the mistake with my first package being missing wrong address a mix-up with UPS. Looking forward to doing business again thank you
First off, I must say that this blanket it supper soft, lightweight and does not shed. My fiance absolutely loves his gift. The extra stuff you get with the deluxe kit didn't really do much for him, but he loves his "blankie". He uses it in the living room, then brings it upstairs with him to bed. Back and forth every day, even now that it is summer and we live in the south. After 7 years of being together, it's definitely the best gift I have given him. It's hilarious, a running joke and a wonderful blanket to snuggle under.
This was a Father’s present for my husband and he absolutely loved it!!!