$54.99
$49.47
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
Fart hard or go home!
The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is an awesome Gift Box for the Farters in your life! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything that Stinky Someone needs.
The Down & Dirty
What's in the Box?
- BIG Soft Throw Blanket
- Fart Recipe Card
- Adult Diaper
- Air Freshener
- Shart Wipes
- Clothes Pin
- Stickers!
We're Not Pulling Your Finger
These blankets are ACTUALLY awesome!
Don't Take Our Word For It!
Jen
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"My brother sharted earlier this year and I couldn't be more thrilled to give this to him. Thank you for bringing some joy into our lives!"
Amanda H.
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"We bought these for our nephews and they opened them on Christmas Eve. They laughed their butts off!!! Hilarious gift and blankets were so soft and comfy. Highly
Recommend!!"
Farah
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"The blanket was incredibly soft and just amazing. The instruction card was absolutely hilarious making a good birthday gift for my dad he loves it! Shipping was insanely fast . Thank You"
Barbara
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"Excellent gift ! The blanket is so soft and a great size. I bought the deluxe package with all the other items and everything was so funny and well done. I highly recommend this as a gift for people with a sense of humor !!"
Dee
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"I got this for my sister and she loved it. Blanket was perfect and she loved the soap."
Dana
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"This is the most hilarious, well made gag gift I’ve ever bought. The blanket is so soft, the “recipe” card is hysterical, and the stickers are a nice little surprise. I can’t wait to see my husband’s face when he unwraps his new fart blanket! Lol "
Reviews
FAQ
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
Orders over $75 ship free
Order Processing Times
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Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.
Shipping Speed
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Most packages arrive within 7-9 business days after they are shipped
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Priority Mail 2-3 Day Shipping is available as an expedited shipping option.
Shipping Location
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We ship personally from our shop in Northern California
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No drop shipping
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No shipping from overseas
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No third party fulfillment
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
Machine Washable - Warm
Tumble Dry - Normal
We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!
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If your blanket isn't holding up in the wash, something is wrong. Please contact us and we'll make it right!
No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy.
Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.
Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!
YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story!
Probably. Y'all are nasty!