Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with brick background
The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rate Gray Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Covered Wagon Color close up on a chair
Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
Picture of all 4 blanket colors, gray, dark green, celadon and sand sitting on a wood floor
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color on a bed
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color With Cat on a bed
$34.49

Dutch Oven Kits

The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box

Everybody Farts!

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!

    The Down & Dirty

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    What's in the  Box?

    • BIG Soft Throw Blanket
    • Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
    • Stickers
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    Available in 5 Great Colors

    • Tactical Green
    • Covered Wagon
    • Celadon Steamer
    • Cracked Rat
    • Breakwind Blue
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    Features

    • 100% Microfiber Fleece
    • 60" x 80"
    • Machine Washable (Just in Case)
    • *Farts Not Included*
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    Fart Recipe Card

    4 Ways to Fart on Someone!

    • The Classic Dutch Oven
    • The Creeper
    • The Fart Fortress
    • The Screamin' Eagle*

    *Strictly a Joke. Do not attempt.*


    We're Not Pulling Your Finger

    These blankets are awesome!

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    Don't Take Our Word For It!

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    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    "I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever. Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get 2."

    -Clarissa

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    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    I purchased two of these as gifts because they were funny. But we got a huge bonus realizing they are also just great quality blankets. Thanks for the great gift idea!

    -Jordan

    The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box


      $34.49

      FAQ

      • Do you sell on Amazon?

        No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

      • Do your blankets absorb farts?

        In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

      • How big are your blankets?

        All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!

      • What are the Washing Instructions?

        Machine Washable - Warm


        Tumble Dry - Normal


        We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!

      • Is this a subscription box?

        No. Dutch Oven Kits are not a subscription box. But we won't stop you from buying from us again!

      • I bought this for someone and they hate it. Can I return it?

        Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


        Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

      • Are you a legit Small Business?

        YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!


        Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

      • If a man farts in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a smell?

        Probably. Y'all are nasty!

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