Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with brick background
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Covered Wagon Color close up on a chair
Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color close up on a chair
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rate Gray Color close up on a chair
Picture of all 4 blanket colors, gray, dark green, celadon and sand sitting on a wood floor
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color on a bed
Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Celadon Steamer Color With Cat on a bed
$29.99

Dutch Oven Kits

The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box

Everybody Farts!

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!

    The Down & Dirty

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    What's in the  Box?

    • BIG Soft Throw Blanket
    • Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
    • Stickers
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    Available in 4 Great Colors

    • Tactical Green
    • Covered Wagon
    • Celadon Steamer
    • Cracked Rat
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    Features

    • 100% Microfiber Fleece
    • 60" x 80"
    • Machine Washable (Just in Case)
    • *Farts Not Included*
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    Fart Recipe Card

    4 Ways to Fart on Someone!

    • The Classic Dutch Oven
    • The Creeper
    • The Fart Fortress
    • The Screamin' Eagle*

    *Strictly a Joke. Do not attempt.*


    We're Not Pulling Your Finger

    These blankets are ACTUALLY awesome!

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    Don't Take Our Word For It!

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    "I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever. Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get 2."

    -Clarissa

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    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    I purchased two of these as gifts because they were funny. But we got a huge bonus realizing they are also just great quality blankets. Thanks for the great gift idea!

    -Jordan

    The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box


      $29.99

      FAQ

      • Do your blankets absorb farts?

        In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

      • How big are your blankets?

        All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!

      • Is this a subscription box?

        No. Dutch Oven Kits are not a subscription box. But we won't stop you from buying from us again!

      • I bought this for someone and they hate it. Can I return it?

        Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


        Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

      • Are you a legit Small Business?

        YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!


        Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

      • If a man farts in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a smell?

        Probably. Y'all are nasty!

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