The Down and dirty:
What's in the box?
- BIG Soft Throw Blanket
- Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
- 100% Microfiber Fleece
- 60in x 80in
- Machine Washable (Just in case...)
*Farts Not Included*
Available in 4 Great colors:
- Tactical Green (Dark Green)
- Celadon Steamer (Light Green)
- Cracked Rat (Gray)
- Covered Wagon (Sand)
Fart Recipe Card:
Shows 4 Ways to Fart on Someone!
- The Classic Dutch Oven
- The Creeper
- The Fart Fortress
- The Screamin' Eagle*
(*Strictly a joke. Do not attempt*)
We're not pulling your finger
These blankets are ACTUALLY nice!
I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever. Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get 2. - Clarissa
Funny!! And in actually using it... it’s perfect and cuddly! One of our house most loved blankets we fight for! May need to order more! - michaelafishell
This is such an amazing gag gift, my husband is absolutely going to love it. The blanket is of really good quality and super soft. This is a clever and unique gift and I love the speedy shipping. - londonlou87
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
No. Dutch Oven Kits are not a subscription box. But we won't stop you from buying from us again!
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
Our Original Dutch Oven Kit comes with a BIG, super soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and assorted Stickers.
Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Pack of Shart Wipes, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers!
The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box
Shipped very quickly. The blanket is very soft.
I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever. Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get 2. As soon as I get my hands on it, I'm doing the Screaming Eagle...mmmuuuaaahhhh
Perfect gift for the notorious farter in your home.
Funny!! And in actually using it... it’s perfect and cuddly! One of our house most loved blankets we fight for! May need to order more!
So so soft and bigger than expected!!!