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The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box

Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background

Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Breakwind Blue Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background

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Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Fartapotamus Hot Pink Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background

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Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with brick background

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Dutch Oven Kits

The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box

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Everybody Farts!

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!

Add a card to your order! Click HERE to see our hilarious greeting cards.

The Down & Dirty

What's in the Box?

BIG Soft Throw Blanket
Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
Stickers

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Available in 4 Great Colors

Tactical Green
Cracked Rat (Gray)
Breakwind Blue
Fartapotamus (Pink)

Features

100% Microfiber Fleece
60" x 80"
Machine Washable (Just in Case)
*Farts Not Included*

Fart Recipe Card

4 Ways to Fart on Someone!

The Classic Dutch Oven
The Creeper
The Fart Fortress
The Screamin' Eagle*

*Strictly a Joke. Do not attempt.*

What's A Fart Recipe Card?!

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The Fart Recipe Card:

We cooked up some authentic Dutch Oven Kits Recipes just for you! Consider them a crash course in tactical tooting!

Start with The Classic Dutch Oven then progress to The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin' Eagle!*

*Screamin' Eagle is strictly a joke. Do not attempt!*

They'll Laugh Their Butt Off!

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Originally bought this as a gift for my husband. He told my 4 year old son it traps farts for other people. so now all he does is use it to fart in and it's the greatest. thanks for the laughs! :)

-Destiny

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"My brother sharted earlier this year and I couldn't be more thrilled to give this to him. Thank you for bringing some joy into our lives!"

-Jen

We're Not Pulling Your Finger

The Blankets Are Awesome Too!

10,000+ Dutch Oven Kits Sold!
250+ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Reviews!

- Every Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket is 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and tumble dry(able)!

- Gift Boxes available in Original and Deluxe sizes.

- Did we mention they're BIG? 60" x 80" to be exact!

- It's a hilarious, practical gift that will ACTUALLY get used!

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Add A Card to Your Order

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10 hilarious designs to choose from!
Printed in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper.
Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.
Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve.

Made in United States of America

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What are you waiting for?

You won't find a better gift anywhere!

FAQ

Do your blankets absorb farts or make noises?

In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

They also DO NOT make fart noises. You provide the fart effects with your own butt.
What are your Shipping Rates?

Shipping Rates
- Orders over $75 ship free (5-9 Days)
- Shipping (5-9 Days) is $8.99 for orders $20 and up
- Shipping (5-9 Days) is $5.99 for orders below $20.
- Expedited Shipping (3-5 Day) is available for $18.50

Order Processing Times
- Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.

Shipping Speed
- Most packages arrive within 5-9 business days after they are shipped
- Expedited Shipping is available as an option Packages will ship by either Priority Mail 2-3 Day or UPS 3-5 Day depending on package size.

Shipping Location
- We ship from Northern California
How big are your blankets?

All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
What are the Washing Instructions?

Machine Washable - Warm

Tumble Dry - Normal

We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!
Do you sell on Amazon?

No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy.
I bought this for someone and they hate it. Can I return it?

Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.

Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!
Are you a legit Small Business?

YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!

Check out our About Us page to learn about our story!
If a man farts in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a smell?

Probably. Y'all are nasty!

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