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Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
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A black dutch oven kits blanket in a box with a recipe card and stickers on a wood background
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The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box

Everybody Farts!

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life.

 

 Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!

    Your Price:

    $34.99

    Add Shart Wipes and a

    Shart Wash Soap Bar to your Kit 👇

    A pack of shart wipes and a shart wash soap bar on a wood background.

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    $10.00

      The Down & Dirty

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      What's in the  Box?

      • BIG Soft Throw Blanket

      • Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)

      • Stickers!

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      Available in 4 Great Colors

      • Cracked Rat (Gray)

      • Tactical Green

      • Silent But Deadly (Black)

      • Hot Pink (Sold Out until 2025)

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      Features

      • 100% Microfiber Fleece

      • 60" x 80"

      • Machine Washable (Just in Case)

      • *Farts Not Included*

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      Fart Recipe Card

      4 Ways to Fart on Someone!

      • The Classic Dutch Oven

      • The Creeper

      • The Fart Fortress

      • The Screamin' Eagle*

      *Strictly a Joke. Do not attempt.*


      What's A Fart Recipe Card?

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      The Fart Recipe Card:


      We cooked up some authentic Dutch Oven Kits Recipes just for you! Consider them a crash course in tactical tooting!


      Start with The Classic Dutch Oven then progress to The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin' Eagle!*


      *Screamin' Eagle is strictly a joke. Do not attempt!*

      They'll Laugh Their Butt Off!

      A man and his daughter smiling while snuggling under a green dutch oven kits blanket
      A man smiling and reading a fart recipe card while opening a blue dutch oven kits gift box
      A woman laughing after opening a dutch oven kits gift box
      Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background
      A black dutch oven kits blanket in a box with a recipe card and stickers on a wood background
      A man holding up a gray dutch oven kits fart blanket displaying it's size. 60in x 80in
      Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background
      Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
      A black dutch oven kits blanket draped over a wicker chair with a pillow
      A man opening up a green dutch oven kits fart blanket gift box with his son and laughing
      A kid smiling while holding a dutch oven kits gift box
      a man smiling while opening a blue dutch oven kits gift box
      picture of a smiling woman inside a green blanket fort
      Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Fartapotamus Hot Pink Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background

      The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box

      $34.99

      We're Not Pulling Your Finger

      The Blankets Are Awesome Too!

      • 10,000+ Dutch Oven Kits Sold!

      • 300+ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Reviews!

      - Every Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket is 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and tumble dry(able)!


      - Perfect for Birthdays, Father's Day, Weddings, Graduations or Getting out of Jail!


      - Did we mention they're BIG? 60" x 80" to be exact!


      - It's a hilarious, practical gift that will ACTUALLY get used!

      Reviews

      FAQ

      In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

      Orders over $75 ship free


      Order Processing Times

      • Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.


      Shipping Speed

      • Most packages arrive within 7-9 business days after they are shipped

      • Priority Mail 2-3 Day Shipping is available as an expedited shipping option.


      Shipping Location

      • We ship personally from our shop in Northern California

      • No drop shipping

      • No shipping from overseas

      • No third party fulfillment

      All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!

      Machine Washable - Warm


      Tumble Dry - Normal


      We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!

      • If your blanket isn't holding up in the wash, something is wrong. Please contact us and we'll make it right!

      No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

      Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


      Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

      YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!

      Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

      Probably. Y'all are nasty!

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      $8.00

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