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Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box

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Fart hard or go home! 

The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is an awesome Gift Box for the Farters in your life! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything that Stinky Someone needs.

What's in the box?

We start with everything from the Original Dutch Oven Kit. You get a BIG (60" x 80"), Super Soft throw blanket, Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card and Stickers!

Next, we planned for the worst and added a travel pack of 15 Shart Wipes! Great for cleaning hands and surfaces....

Don't let an upset stomach ruin your evening. We got you with a Stylish Adult Diaper! (Nobody has to know)

Dislike his brand of farts? Feeling bad for your partner? The clothespin should help. Just watch out for sharp boogers!

Finally, freshen up the area with an official Dutch Oven Kits Air Freshener! Perfect for the car or living room! It's an awesome Dutch Oven Kits delivery van with a pleasing citrus aroma.

Look. We know this is supposed to be a joke, but our throw blankets are the real deal! They’re BIG (60” x 80”) 100% microfiber fleece and super soft. We worked our butts off to find an awesome throw blanket we know you’ll love and actually use!

Your Choice of 4 great colors:

  • Tactical Green (Dark Green)
  • Cracked Rat (Gray)
  • Celadon Steamer (Sea-Foam Green)
  • Covered Wagon (Sand)
  • Mystery Color (We send you a random color!)

Is it Really the Perfect Gift Box?

Uhhhhhh yeah! Check out everything they get:

The Specs:

  • BIG, Super Soft Throw Blanket! (60" x 80")
  • 1 Travel Size Pack of 15 Shart Wipes
  • 1 Adult Diaper (Super Classy)
  • 1 Air Freshener
  • 1 Clothespin
  • Stickers!
  • FREE Domestic Shipping!
  • Money Back Guarantee: If you aren't satisfied for any reason, return your Dutch Oven Kit within 30 Days for a full refund.
  • Seriously. It's a really nice blanket!
  • Machine Washable (Just in case....)
  • You're Welcome.
*Farts not included.

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