








$44.49
$49.47
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
Fart hard or go home!
The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is an awesome Gift Box for the Farters in your life! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything that Stinky Someone needs.
The Down & Dirty
What's in the Box?
- BIG Soft Throw Blanket
- Fart Recipe Card
- Adult Diaper
- Air Freshener
- Shart Wipes
- Clothes Pin
- Stickers!
Available in 5 Great Colors
- Tactical Green
- Cracked Rat
- Breakwind Blue
- Fartapotamus (Pink)
- Covered Wagon (Tan)
We're Not Pulling Your Finger
These blankets are ACTUALLY awesome!
Don't Take Our Word For It!
Best. Gift. Ever
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Being a mom outnumbered in a house of men, farts are something I have had to become accustomed to. Both my husband and our sons 5 and 7 think they're the funniest things on the planet. My husband being a truck driver is gone for long periods of time and comes home frustrated and drained. When I came across the ad for this kit I bought it immediately thinking a the smirk I'd get over it would be a great way to get him to forget work. The reaction I got was 1000x better. He laughed so hard I thought he would cry. It seems like a silly way to spend money but hearing how much delight was in his laugh was absolutely worth it. I plan on buying the smaller kits for our sons so they can have one more fart related joke to share.
Jessica K
LOVE THIS!
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I got this as a gift for my brother-in-law for his birthday this year. I received the box very quickly and in pristine condition. And, of course, I had to open it to see the glory of it myself before shipping it out to the BIL. The branding is beautiful, and the items inside the box were perfectly placed and ridiculously awesome and hilarious, haha!
The blanket itself is SO SOFT! This ended up being a great gift, and the BIL loved it! We all got a really good laugh out of it! I highly recommend this product and company, and the box is highly gift-able for those people in your life that you send joke gifts to. And I love that this is an actual gift and is usable (a super soft, large blanket) instead of the entire thing being a joke. 5/5 and will absolutely recommend to friends and family!
-Lucila
FAQ
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Do your blankets absorb farts?
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
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What are your Shipping Rates?
Shipping Rates
- Orders over $75 ship free
- Shipping is $8.99 for orders $20 and up
- Shipping is $5.99 for orders below $20.
Order Processing Times
- Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.
Shipping Speed
- Most packages arrive within 5-6 business days after they are shipped
- Priority Mail 2-3 Day Shipping is available as an expedited shipping option.
Shipping Location
- We ship from Northern California
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How big are your blankets?
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
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What are the Washing Instructions?
Machine Washable - Warm
Tumble Dry - Normal
We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!
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Do you sell on Amazon?
No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy.
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I bought this for someone and they hate it. Can I return it?
Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.
Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!
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Are you a legit Small Business?
YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! -
If a man farts in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a smell?
Probably. Y'all are nasty!