The Original Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket | Cool Gifts for Guys
Order before December 19th for Guaranteed delivery before Christmas!
Dutch Oven Kits are a hilarious gift for pretty much anyone who farts!
Look. We get it. Finding a funny, unique gift is hard; and finding a gift they will actually use is nearly impossible!
That’s where we come in. Dutch Oven Kits are the best of both worlds. First, they’re a completely original and totally hilarious gift. Second, our blankets are actually nice!
No joke! Our throw blankets are 100% microfiber fleece and BIG! 60” x 80” to be exact. (Most other throws are only 50” x 60”) Did we mention they’re soft too? We worked our butts off to bring you the softest blankets we could find so you can give a gift they will ACTUALLY love!
As if a blanket for pooting on people wasn’t funny enough, you also get a Fart Recipe Card. Consider it a crash course in tactical tooting! We start slow with The Classic Dutch Oven, then we progress to The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin’ Eagle!* Check out the picture. You’ll be glad you did!
What's in the Box?!
- Super Soft Throw Blanket (60" x 80")
- Dutch Oven Kits Fart Recipe Card
Featuring: The Classic Dutch Oven, The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin’ Eagle!
Your Choice of 5 Great Colors:
- Roadkill Tan
- Tactical Green (Dark Green)
- Celadon Steamer (Light Green)
- Cracked Rat (Gray)
- Soggy Camel (Sand)
- Mystery Color (We send you a random color!)
- BIG Throw Blanket (60" x 80") - Most others are 52" x 60"!
- Super Soft!
- Machine Washable (Just in case....)
- FREE Domestic Shipping!
- Money Back Guarantee: If you aren't satisfied for any reason, return your blanket within 30 Days for a full refund.
*Farts not included.
Looking for even MORE cool gifts for guys? Check out the Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit!
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We will still try our best, but orders placed after December 19th may not arrive before Christmas.
* International orders may incur Customs or Tax charges upon delivery. (Varies by location)
*Screamin’ Eagle is strictly a joke. Please do not attempt!