The Down and dirty:
What's in the box?
- BIG Soft Throw Blanket
- Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
- 100% Microfiber Fleece
- 60in x 80in
- Machine Washable (Just in case...)
*Farts Not Included*
Available in 4 Great colors:
- Tactical Green (Dark Green)
- Celadon Steamer (Light Green)
- Cracked Rat (Gray)
- Covered Wagon (Sand)
Fart Recipe Card:
Shows 4 Ways to Fart on Someone!
- The Classic Dutch Oven
- The Creeper
- The Fart Fortress
- The Screamin' Eagle*
(*Strictly a joke. Do not attempt*)
We're not pulling your finger
These blankets are ACTUALLY nice!
I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever. Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get 2. - Clarissa
Funny!! And in actually using it... it’s perfect and cuddly! One of our house most loved blankets we fight for! May need to order more! - michaelafishell
This is such an amazing gag gift, my husband is absolutely going to love it. The blanket is of really good quality and super soft. This is a clever and unique gift and I love the speedy shipping. - londonlou87
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
No. Dutch Oven Kits are not a subscription box. But we won't stop you from buying from us again!
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
Our Original Dutch Oven Kit comes with a BIG, super soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and assorted Stickers.
Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Pack of Shart Wipes, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers!
The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box
Funny gift. Nice quality and best part was that my son thought it was hilarious.
Got this as a gift for my nephew and he absolutely LOVED it. Very original and a nice blanket too
The blanket is nice and soft. A great Christmas gift. It shipped quickly. Would buy again
I gave this to my husband for Christmas and he loved it! Not only is the gift itself, hilarious, but I was very impressed with the speed of the shipping and the beautiful packaging. Plus! The blanket itself is so soft and warm. Would highly recommend.