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Sharts Ahoy!

Ahoy there!

It's been a long day at sea and you've got a smell going that can choke a dolphin. Fear not mateys! Sharts Ahoy will clean those barnacles from your underside and have you smelling fresh as a sea breeze!

Your Price:

$8.00

Ahoy there!

It's been a long day at sea and you've got a smell going that can choke a dolphin. Fear not mateys! Sharts Ahoy will clean those barnacles from your underside and have you smelling fresh as a sea breeze!

Shart (SHärt)-verb

Placing too much trust in a fart and accidentally pooing your pants.

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The Scent

Sharts Ahoy!


A crisp, clean splash of freshness. Contains sea salt as an exfoliant.

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Ingredients

Olive Oil, Soybean Oil, Coconut Oil, Corn Oil, Sunflower Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Lye, Fragrance

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Exfoliation

Sea Salt

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The Specs

Size: 5 oz

Scent Strength: Moderate

Dimensions: 3" x 3" x 1"


Silly Name. Awesome Soap

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"My Boyfriend sharted earlier this year and I couldn't be more thrilled to give this to him. Thank you for bringing some joy into our lives!"


-Jen

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"I honestly only bought the soap to get free shipping but I'm glad I did! I kept it for myself. It smells AMAZING!!!! It would make a hilarious gift for a jokester but good luck wanting to give it away after you smell it!"


-Jessica

Natural, Handmade Soap Bars

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  • Cold Processed

  • Made in the USA with all natural ingredients

  • No harsh chemicals or additives


Our Shart Wash Bar Soaps are made right here in the USA (Ohio to be exact!) The Cold Process technique means no harsh chemicals or additives so your skin is moisturized and cleansed naturally! 

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Commercial soaps and body wash can contain all kinds of stuff like Parabens, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and Petroleum Based Compounds (Yuck!)

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Picture of 3 boxes of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Deep Blue Sea Salt scent sitting on 3 blue bars of soap with a wood background

Sharts Ahoy!

$8.00

Reviews

FAQ

No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

Shart Wash Natural Soap Bars are 3" x 3" x 1" and weigh about 5oz

  • Olive Oil, Soybean Oil, Coconut Oil, Corn Oil, Sunflower Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Sea Salt, Ground Oatmeal, Fragrance


  • Please do not use Shart Wash Bar Soap if you are allergic to any of the above ingredients.

Orders over $75 ship free


Order Processing Times

- Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.


Shipping Speed

- Most packages arrive within 7-9 business days after they are shipped depending on your location.


Shipping Location

- We personally ship from our shop in Northern California

  • No drop shipping, order fulfilment services  or overseas shipping!

Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!

Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

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$8.00

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