"Smells SO good - the second I opened the package I could smell it and I haven’t stopped sniffing it since haha"
"I honestly only bought the soap to get free shipping but I'm glad I did! I kept it for myself. It smells AMAZING!!!! It would make a hilarious gift for a jokester but good luck wanting to give it away after you smell it!"
Natural, Handmade Soap Bars
Made in the USA with all natural ingredients
No harsh chemicals or additives
Our Shart Wash Bar Soaps are made right here in the USA (Ohio to be exact!) The Cold Process technique means no harsh chemicals or additives so your skin is moisturized and cleansed naturally!
Commercial soaps and body wash can contain all kinds of stuff like Parabens, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and Petroleum Based Compounds (Yuck!)
Frequently Bought Together
The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
Shart Wash Soap Bars - 3 Pack Bundle
Do your blankets absorb farts?
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
What are your Shipping Rates?
- Orders over $75 ship free
- Shipping is $8.99 for orders $20 and up
- Shipping is $5.99 for orders below $20.
Order Processing Times
- Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.
- Most packages arrive within 5-6 business days after they are shipped
- Priority Mail 2-3 Day Shipping is available as an expedited shipping option.
- We ship from Northern California
How big are your blankets?
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
What are the Washing Instructions?
Machine Washable - Warm
Tumble Dry - Normal
We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!
Do you sell on Amazon?
No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy.
I bought this for someone and they hate it. Can I return it?