Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Cracked Rat gray sitting on a wooden floor
$46.98

Dutch Oven Kits

Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box

Fart hard or go home! 

The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is an awesome Gift Box for the Farters in your life! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything that Stinky Someone needs.


    The Down & Dirty

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    What's in the  Box?

    • BIG Soft Throw Blanket
    • Fart Recipe Card
    • Adult Diaper
    • Air Freshener
    • Shart Wipes
    • Clothes Pin
    • Stickers!
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    Available in 3 Great Colors

    • Silent But Deadly (Black)

    • Tactical Green

    • Cracked Rat

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    Features

    • 100% Microfiber Fleece
    • 60" x 80"
    • Machine Washable (Just in Case)
    • *Farts Not Included*
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    Fart Recipe Card

    4 Ways to Fart on Someone!

    • The Classic Dutch Oven
    • The Creeper
    • The Fart Fortress
    • The Screamin' Eagle*

    *Strictly a Joke. Do not attempt.*


    We're Not Pulling Your Finger

    These blankets are ACTUALLY awesome!

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    Don't Take Our Word For It!

    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box

    Fart hard or go home! 

    The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is an awesome Gift Box for the Farters in your life! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything that Stinky Someone needs.

      $46.98

      Reviews

      FAQ

      In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

      Orders over $75 ship free


      Order Processing Times

      • Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.


      Shipping Speed

      • Most packages arrive within 7-9 business days after they are shipped

      • Priority Mail 2-3 Day Shipping is available as an expedited shipping option.


      Shipping Location

      • We ship personally from our shop in Northern California

      • No drop shipping

      • No shipping from overseas

      • No third party fulfillment

      All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!

      Machine Washable - Warm


      Tumble Dry - Normal


      We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!

      • If your blanket isn't holding up in the wash, something is wrong. Please contact us and we'll make it right!

      No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

      Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


      Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

      YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!

      Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

      Probably. Y'all are nasty!

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