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Everybody Farts!

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Dutch Oven Kits Gift Boxes

Big Soft Throw Blankets, Fart Recipe Cards and Other Goodies

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Shart Wash Natural Soap Bars

Silly Name. Awesome Soap! Natural Soap Bars Made in the USA

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Stank Away - Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles

Take Back Your Room!

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Say It With Your Butt! ❤️

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New Stank Away Valentine's Day Candle Collection!


  • 3 Hilarious Holiday candles to choose from!

  • I Love You So Much I Could fart

  • Will You Fart In Front Of Me?

  • I Love You But You Stink


Available individually or in a 3 Pack Bundle

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Valentines Day Cards Are Here!

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  • 4 hilarious designs to choose from!

  • Printed in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper.

  • Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.

  • Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve.

  • Made in United States of America

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Don't Turd On Me!

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NEW!


Don't Turd On Me Tees & Tanks are available now!

  • 100% Ring Spun Cotton
  • Men's (Unisex) and Women's Styles
  • Super Soft and Comfy
  • Help Some Seagulls!


*10% of all sales go to the Seaside Heermann's Gulls of the Monterey Peninsula Audubon Society to help fund the protection of the Seaside Heermann's Gulls, a unique and threatened species of Gull native to the Monterey, California Coast. (Learn More)*

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See What People Are Saying

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"My brother sharted earlier this year and I couldn't be more thrilled to give this to him. Thank you for bringing some joy into our lives!"

—Jen.


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"Excellent gift ! The blanket is so soft and a great size. I bought the deluxe package with all the other items and everything was so funny and well done. I highly recommend this as a gift for people with a sense of humor !!"

—Barbara.



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"The blanket was incredibly soft and just amazing. The instruction card was absolutely hilarious making a good birthday gift for my dad he loves it! Shipping was insanely fast . Thank You"

—Farah.


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"I got this for my sister and she loved it. Blanket was perfect and she loved the soap."

—Dee.


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