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A green dutch oven kit sits on a wood background with a recipe card and stickers. Fart Blanket
A gray dutch oven kit sits on a wood background with a recipe card and stickers. Fart Blanket
A man holds up a gray dutch oven kits blanket to show it's size. 60 inches wide by 80 inches long.
A blue dutch oven kit sits on a wood background with a recipe card and stickers. Fart Blanket
A dad with his son who is wearing the diaper that came in the Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit.
A smiling couple sits on a couch under a gray blanket. The man has a clothespin on his nose.
A man smiles while holding a gray dutch oven kit.
A gray blanket sits on a wood background.
A green blanket is draped over the arm of a couch.
A pink dutch oven kit sits on a wood background with a recipe card and stickers. Fart Blanket

The Original Dutch Oven Kit -  Fart Blanket Gift Box


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"Absolutely hilarious!!! I can’t wait for my kids to give this to my husband for Father’s Day 🥳!! Who doesn’t need a fart blanket??"

 -Candace

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Everybody Farts!

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!

Your Price:

$34.99

Everybody Farts!

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!

The Down and Dirty

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What's in the  Box?

  • BIG Soft Throw Blanket
  • Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
  • Stickers!
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Available in 3 Great Colors

Tactical Green

Cracked Rat (Gray)

Silent But Deadly (Black)

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Features

  • 100% Microfiber Fleece
  • 60" x 80"
  • Machine Washable (Just in Case)
  • *Farts Not Included*
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Fart Recipe Card

4 Ways to Fart on Someone!

  • The Classic Dutch Oven
  • The Creeper
  • The Fart Fortress
  • The Screamin' Eagle*

*Strictly a Joke. Do not attempt.*


What's A Fart Recipe Card?!

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The Fart Recipe Card:


We cooked up some authentic Dutch Oven Kits Recipes just for you! Consider them a crash course in tactical tooting!


Start with The Classic Dutch Oven then progress to The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin' Eagle!*


*Screamin' Eagle is strictly a joke. Do not attempt!*

Don't Take Our Word For It!

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"I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever! Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get two"

- Clarissa

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"My husband LOVED this gift!! He is a prankster but this time I got him back and left him speechless with this Father’s Day gift! Great quality blanket and super fast shipping. Soaps smell SO good."

Jennifer

We Aren't Pulling Your Finger

  • 10,000+ Dutch Oven Kits Sold!

  • 300+ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Reviews!

The Blankets Are Awesome Too!

- Every Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket is 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and tumble dry(able)!


- Gift Boxes available in Original and Deluxe sizes.


- Did we mention they're BIG? 60" x 80" to be exact!


- It's a hilarious, practical gift that will ACTUALLY get used!

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A dad smiles while opening a green dutch oven kit in front of his family

What Are You Waiting For?

The Original Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box

$34.99

You Won't Find A Better Father's Day Gift Anywhere!

FAQ

  • Do you sell on Amazon?

    No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

  • Do your blankets absorb farts?

    In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

  • What are your Shipping Rates?

    Shipping Rates

    - Orders over $75 ship free

    - Shipping is $8.99 for orders $25 and up

    - Shipping is $5.99 for orders below $24.


    Order Processing Times

    - Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.


    Shipping Speed

    - Most packages arrive within 5-9 business days after they are shipped

    - Priority Mail 2-3 Day Shipping is available as an expedited shipping option.


    Shipping Location

    - We ship from our shop in Northern California. We don't  drop ship or ship from other countries.

  • How big are your blankets?

    All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!

  • What are the Washing Instructions?

    Machine Washable - Warm


    Tumble Dry - Normal


    We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!

  • I bought this for someone and they hate it. Can I return it?

    Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


    Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

  • Are you a legit Small Business?

    YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!


    Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

  • If a man farts in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a smell?

    Probably. Y'all are nasty!

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