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Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background
Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background
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Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
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The Original Dutch Oven Kit

Dutch Oven Kits are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life!


Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies.

$36.99

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"Absolutely hilarious!!! I can’t wait for my kids to give this to my husband for Father’s Day 🥳!! Who doesn’t need a fart blanket??"

 -Candace

Upgrade Your Kit with Shart Wash Soap and an Air Freshener! 👇

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Upgrade Your Kit

$10.00

    The Down and Dirty

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    What's in the  Box?

    • BIG Soft Throw Blanket
    • Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
    • Stickers!
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    Available in 3 Great Colors

    Tactical Green

    Cracked Rat (Gray)

    Silent But Deadly (Black)

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    Features

    • 100% Microfiber Fleece

    • 60" x 80"

    • Machine Washable (Just in Case)

    • *Farts Not Included*

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    Fart Recipe Card

    4 Ways to Fart on Someone!

    • The Classic Dutch Oven
    • The Creeper
    • The Fart Fortress
    • The Screamin' Eagle*

    *Strictly a Joke. Do not attempt.*


    What's A Fart Recipe Card?!

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    The Fart Recipe Card:


    We cooked up some authentic Dutch Oven Kits Recipes just for you! Consider them a crash course in tactical tooting!


    Start with The Classic Dutch Oven then progress to The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin' Eagle!*


    *Screamin' Eagle is strictly a joke. Do not attempt!*

    Don't Take Our Word For It!

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    "I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever! Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get two"

    - Clarissa

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    "My husband LOVED this gift!! He is a prankster but this time I got him back and left him speechless with this Father’s Day gift! Great quality blanket and super fast shipping. Soaps smell SO good."

    Jennifer

    We Aren't Pulling Your Finger

    • 10,000+ Dutch Oven Kits Sold!

    • 300+ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Reviews!

    The Blankets Are Awesome Too!

    - Every Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket is 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and tumble dry(able)!


    - Did we mention they're BIG? 60" x 80" to be exact!


    - It's a hilarious, practical gift that will ACTUALLY get used!

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    What Are You Waiting For?

    Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background
    Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background
    A black dutch oven kits blanket in a box with a recipe card and stickers on a wood background
    Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Breakwind Blue Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background
    A man holding up a gray dutch oven kits fart blanket displaying it's size. 60in x 80in
    Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
    A man opening up a green dutch oven kits fart blanket gift box with his son and laughing
    A dad smiling while snuggling with his kid under a green dutch oven kits fart blanket.
    A Cracked Rat gray dutch oven kits fart blanket draped across the arm of a beige couch.
    a man smiling while opening a blue dutch oven kits gift box
    A kid smiling while holding a dutch oven kits gift box

    The Original Dutch Oven Kit

    Dutch Oven Kits are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life!


    Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies.

    $36.99

    FREE Shipping in the USA

    Upgrade Your Kit with Shart Wash Soap and a Pack of Shart Wipes! 👇

    A farting shark air freshener and a bar of Skid Mark shart wash soap on a wooden surface

    Upgrade Your Kit

    $10.00

      You Won't Find A Better Father's Day Gift Anywhere!

      FAQ

      • Do your blankets absorb farts?

        In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

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