The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is the ultimate Gift Box for the Biggest Farter in your life! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything that Stinky Someone needs.
The Original Dutch Oven Kit
Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!
Shart Wash Handmade Soap Gift Box
Dad got a bit brave and one slipped past the gate! Shart Wash Emergency Kits have 2 Bars of Shart Wash Soap, 2 Packs of Shart Wipes and an Exfoliating Soap Bag to make sure he gets clean from top to bottom!
We Aren't Pulling Your Finger
These blankets are ACTUALLY awesome!
Don't Take Our Word For It!
"I got this for my husband for Father-Birth-Iversary. It's his favorite gift ever. Its soft, cozy, and he won't let anyone use it. So, if you get one you better get 2."
I purchased two of these as gifts because they were funny. But we got a huge bonus realizing they are also just great quality blankets. Thanks for the great gift idea!
Do your blankets absorb farts?
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
How big are your blankets?
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG, Super Soft and Machine Washable!
Is this a subscription box?
No. Dutch Oven Kits are not a subscription box. But we won't stop you from buying from us again!
I bought this for someone and they hate it. Can I return it?