Order Processing Times

• Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.

• Expedited Shipping Orders receive priority.

Shipping Speed

• Most packages arrive within 7-9 business days after they are shipped

• Expedited Shipping is available for orders that DO NOT qualify for free shipping. (This is an issue we are working to address, but currently, this is the only way for us to offer an expedited shipping option.)

Shipping Location

• We ship personally from our shop in Northern California

• No drop shipping

• No shipping from overseas

• No third party fulfillment

All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!

Machine Washable - Warm

Tumble Dry - Normal

We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!

• If your blanket isn't holding up in the wash, something is wrong. Please contact us and we'll make it right!

No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.

Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!

Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

Probably. Y'all are nasty!