The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit
The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is the ultimate gift box for the farters in your life
Bigger, funnier, and packed with even more hilarious goodies. It’s everything that stinky someone could ever need!
Don't Forget A Card!
The Down & Dirty
What's in the Box?
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BIG Soft Throw Blanket
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Fart Recipe Card
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Adult Diaper
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Air Freshener
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Shart Wipes
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Clothes Pin
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Stickers!
Available in 3 Great Colors
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Cracked Rat (Gray)
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Tactical Green
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Silent But Deadly (Black)
Features
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100% Microfiber Fleece
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60" x 80"
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Machine Washable (Just in Case)
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*Farts Not Included*
Fart Recipe Card
4 Ways to Fart on Someone!
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The Classic Dutch Oven
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The Creeper
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The Fart Fortress
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The Screamin' Eagle*
*Strictly a Joke. Do not attempt.*
What's A Fart Recipe Card?
The Fart Recipe Card:
We cooked up some authentic Dutch Oven Kits Recipes just for you! Consider them a crash course in tactical tooting!
Start with The Classic Dutch Oven then progress to The Creeper, The Fart Fortress and The Screamin' Eagle!*
*Screamin' Eagle is strictly a joke. Do not attempt!*
They'll Laugh Their Butt Off!
Jen
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"My brother sharted earlier this year and I couldn't be more thrilled to give this to him. Thank you for bringing some joy into our lives!"
Amanda H.
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"We bought these for our nephews and they opened them on Christmas Eve. They laughed their butts off!!! Hilarious gift and blankets were so soft and comfy. Highly
Recommend!!"
Farah
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"The blanket was incredibly soft and just amazing. The instruction card was absolutely hilarious making a good birthday gift for my dad he loves it! Shipping was insanely fast . Thank You"
Barbara
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"Excellent gift ! The blanket is so soft and a great size. I bought the deluxe package with all the other items and everything was so funny and well done. I highly recommend this as a gift for people with a sense of humor !!"
Dee
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"I got this for my sister and she loved it. Blanket was perfect and she loved the soap."
Dana
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"This is the most hilarious, well made gag gift I’ve ever bought. The blanket is so soft, the “recipe” card is hysterical, and the stickers are a nice little surprise. I can’t wait to see my husband’s face when he unwraps his new fart blanket! Lol "
The Original Dutch Oven Kit
The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is the ultimate gift box for the farters in your life
Bigger, funnier, and packed with even more hilarious goodies. It’s everything that stinky someone could ever need!
FREE Shipping in the USA
Upgrade Your Kit With a Bar of Shart Wash Soap 🧼
We're Not Pulling Your Finger
The Blankets Are Awesome Too!
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10,000+ Dutch Oven Kits Sold!
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300+ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Reviews!
- Every Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket is 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and tumble dry(able)!
- Perfect for Birthdays, Father's Day, Weddings, Graduations or Getting out of Jail!
- Did we mention they're BIG? 60" x 80" to be exact!
- It's a hilarious, practical gift that will ACTUALLY get used!
Reviews
FAQ
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In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
Frequently Bought Together
The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box
Shart Wash Emergency Kit Gift Box
Shart Wash - Natural Handmade Soap Bars
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