Don't Turd On Me Seagull Shirt
Please respect my right to not be shat on at the beach.
Men's and Women's Tanks & Tees
*10% of all sales go to the Seaside Heermann's Gulls of the Monterey Peninsula Audubon Society to help fund the protection of the Seaside Heermann's Gulls, a unique and threatened species of Gull native to the Monterey, California Coast. (Learn More)*
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Please respect my right to not be shat on at the beach.
Men's and Women's Tanks & Tees
*10% of all sales go to the Seaside Heermann's Gulls of the Monterey Peninsula Audubon Society to help fund the protection of the Seaside Heermann's Gulls, a unique and threatened species of Gull native to the Monterey, California Coast. (Learn More)*
Enough is enough. It's time we took a stand. These darn seagulls have been stealing our french fries and pooing on our heads for far too long!
It's time we *Checks Notes* Made a silly T Shirt and donated a portion of the sales to protect them?!
That's right! Seagulls may be sandwich stealing jerks, but they're actually pretty cool birds who are vital to coastal ecosystems.
That's why we're donating 10% of all sales to the Seaside Heermann's Gulls of the Monterey Peninsula Audubon Society to help fund the protection of the Seaside Heermann's Gulls, a unique and threatened species of Gull native to the Monterey, California Coast.
These hilarious, awesome and super comfy t shirts are perfect beach wear, grocery store wear or any wear, really. They also make a great gift!
Color
- Golden Yellow
Material
Super Soft!
100% Ring Spun Cotton
4.2oz Weight
Care Instructions
Machine Washable
Tumble Dry Normal
Styles
Men's / Unisex
Women's Cut
Tank Tops
Who Are The Seaside Heermann's Gulls?
The Seaside Heermann's Gulls are members of Monterey Peninsula Audubon Society dedicated to the protection and conservation of the Seaside Heermann's gull colony near Roberts Lake, which is the only breeding colony of Heermann's gulls outside of the Gulf of California.
Monterey Audubon has launched an ambitious project to restore a nesting place for the Heermann’s Gulls in Roberts Lake, one that will last for decades and provide them a safe place to nest, free from human disturbance and terrestrial predators. They have constructed, and maintain an 18 x 20-foot floating nesting platform for the Heermann’s Gulls in the same lake their pioneering ancestors first chose.
All donations go toward the maintenance and upkeep of this floating nesting platform for the Heermann's Gulls.
Why Should I Care? Seagulls Are Jerks.
The Heermann’s Gull is a beautiful migratory species. They are are long-lived, intelligent, and highly social seabirds who form lifelong pair bonds and cooperatively raise their chicks.
The entire world population of Heermann’s Gulls was once thought to breed on just a few islands in the Gulf of California - 95% nest on a tiny island called Isla Rasa. Because nearly all Heermann's Gulls nest in a single location, they are uniquely vulnerable to human interference.
In recent years, overfishing, introduced predators, soaring ocean surface temperatures, and rising sea levels have combined to pose a threat to the very survival of the species. Due to these factors, Heermann’s Gulls experienced total nesting failure on Isla Rasa 4 of the last 6 years.
With the support of donors like you, we will ensure that regardless of what happens at Isla Rasa, the Heermann’s Gull will have a safe place to nest in Seaside.
Also, seagulls are pretty awesome. They may steal your fries and take a dump on your car, but they're a vital part of the ocean and coastal ecosystem and should be protected.
We're choosing to donate to the Seaside Heermann's Gulls for a few different reasons.
- First, we were on the beach in Monterey California when we came up with the idea for the shirts.
- Second, we like seagulls and think they're pretty cool.
- Third, a close friend tipped us off to the Seaside Heermann's Gulls project and after checking it out, it resonated with us. We think it's a great cause and we're excited to help protect a unique species of bird that is native to our home.
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Don't Turd On Me Seagull T Shirt
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