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Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles

Does your house smell like farts?

Ours too! 

Take back your room with Stank Away Candles!

 

Brown Sugar & Fig and Sweet Orange candles may be white in color (Like the Cinnamon Vanilla Candles). The scent is still the same

Your Price:

$18.00

Does your house smell like farts?

Ours too! 

Take back your room with Stank Away Candles!

 

Brown Sugar & Fig and Sweet Orange candles may be white in color (Like the Cinnamon Vanilla Candles). The scent is still the same

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6 Scents To Choose From ( Plus  Seasonal Scents)

  • Coffee Latte

  • Brown Sugar & Fig

  • Seaside Woods

  • Sweet Orange & Chili Pepper

  • Wine Cellar

  • (S) Pumpkin Spice

  • (S) Gingerbread

  • (S) Cinnamon Vanilla

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Burn Time

50-60 Hours

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The Good

  • 100 % Soy Non-Toxic Wax

  • All Natural, Clean Burning

  • Lead Free Cotton Wick

  • Hand Poured

  • Made in the USA

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The Specs

  • Size: 9oz Glass Jar With Lid

  • Scent Strengths: Light - Heavy

  • Dimensions: 3.4in Tall, 3.2in Diameter

Our Scents

  • Coffee Latte (Orange): A creamy latte with fresh roasted coffee bean notes and a warm finish.


  • Brown Sugar & Fig (Brown): Sweet inviting scent of brown sugar paired with ripe and succulent fig.


  • Seaside Woods (Beige): A blend of citrus and floral notes complement the deep musky aroma of driftwood by the sea.


  • Sweet Orange & Chili Pepper (Orange): A unique blend of citrusy bergamot and orange along with undertones of hot chilies.


  • Wine Cellar (Dark Red): A blend of dark cherries and pepper reminiscent of a red wine.


  • (S) Pumpkin Spice (Brown): The aroma of sweet pumpkins complimented with nuances of nutmeg, clove and ginger.


  • (S) Gingerbread (Tan): The warming scents of nutmeg, cinnamon, vanilla & ginger.


  • (S) Cinnamon Vanilla (White): A delicious holiday combination of cinnamon sticks and vanilla.

Natural, Hand Poured Candles

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    • 100% Soy Wax Candles

    • Natural, Non-Toxic and Clean Burning

    • High Quality Fragrances Made in the USA


    Our Hand Poured Soy-Wax Candles are made right here in the USA with no harsh chemicals or additives.

Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles
Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles
Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles
Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles
Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles
Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles
Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles
Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles
Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles

Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles

$18.00

Reviews

FAQ

No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

The candle jars are 9oz with the following dimensions: 3.4in Tall, 3.2in in Diameter

  • All Stank Away candles are 100% non-toxic soy wax.

Orders over $75 ship free


Order Processing Times

- Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.


Shipping Speed

- Most packages arrive within 7-9 business days after they are shipped depending on your location.


Shipping Location

- We personally ship from our shop in Northern California

  • No drop shipping, order fulfilment services  or overseas shipping!

Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!

Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

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