Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles

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Dutch Oven Kits

Emergency Poop Candle - Stank Away Hand Poured Soy Wax Candles

Choose A Scent

Quantity

*Buy One Get One 25% Off!*

Does your house smell like farts?

Ours too!

Take back your room with Stank Away Candles!

5 Scents To Choose From ( Plus Seasonal Scents)

Coffee Latte
Brown Sugar & Fig
Seaside Woods
Sweet Orange & Chili Pepper
Wine Cellar
(S) Pumpkin Spice
(S) Gingerbread
(S) Cinnamon Vanilla

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Burn Time

50-60 Hours

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The Good

100 % Soy Non-Toxic Wax

All Natural, Clean Burning

Lead Free Cotton Wick

Hand Poured

Made in the USA

The Specs

Size: 9oz Glass Jar With Lid

Scent Strengths: Light - Heavy

Dimensions: 3.4in Tall, 3.2in Diameter

Our Scents

Coffee Latte: A creamy latte with fresh roasted coffee bean notes and a warm finish.

Brown Sugar & Fig: Sweet inviting scent of brown sugar paired with ripe and succulent fig.

Seaside Woods: A blend of citrus and floral notes complement the deep musky aroma of driftwood by the sea.

Sweet Orange & Chili Pepper: A unique blend of citrusy bergamot and orange along with undertones of hot chilies.

Wine Cellar: A blend of dark cherries and pepper reminiscent of a red wine.

(S) Pumpkin Spice: The aroma of sweet pumpkins complimented with nuances of nutmeg, clove and ginger.

(S) Gingerbread: The warming scents of nutmeg, cinnamon, vanilla & ginger.

(S) Cinnamon Vanilla: A delicious holiday combination of cinnamon sticks and vanilla.

Natural, Hand Poured Candles

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100% Soy Wax Candles
Natural, Non-Toxic and Clean Burning
High Quality Fragrances Made in the USA

Our Hand Poured Soy-Wax Candles are made right here in the USA with no harsh chemicals or additives.

Reviews

*Buy One Get One 25% Off!*

Does your house smell like farts?

Ours too!

Take back your room with Stank Away Candles!

FAQ

Do you sell on Amazon?

No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy.
What are your Shipping Rates?

Shipping Rates
- Orders over $75 ship free (5-9 Days)
- Shipping (5-9 Days) is $8.99 for orders $20 and up
- Shipping (5-9 Days) is $5.99 for orders below $20.
- Expedited Shipping (3-5 Day) is available for $18.50

Order Processing Times
- Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.

Shipping Speed
- Most packages arrive within 5-9 business days after they are shipped
- Expedited Shipping is available as an option Packages will ship by either Priority Mail 2-3 Day or UPS 3-5 Day depending on package size.

Shipping Location
- We ship from Northern California
How Big are the Candles?

The candle jars are 9oz with the following dimensions: 3.4in Tall, 3.2in in Diameter
What are Stank Away Candles Made With?

All Stank Away candles are 100% non-toxic soy wax.
I bought this for someone and they hate it. Can I return it?

Short answer: Yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.

We don't accept returns for candles that have been used.

If your candle arrives broken or damaged in any way, let us know and we'll make it right!

Long answer: You need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!
Are you a legit Small Business?

YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story!
If a man farts in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a smell?

Probably. Y'all are nasty! Just don't light a candle in the woods.

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