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3 Valentines day scented candles on a pink background. Valentines day collection
An orange sweet orange and chili pepper candle on a pink background with hearts. I love you but you stink
A beige seaside woods scented candle candle on a pink background with hearts. Will you fart in front of me?
A burgundy wine cellar scented candle candle on a pink background with hearts. I love you so much i could fart

Valentine's Day Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles

This Valentine's Day, say it with your butt! ❤️

 

3 Hilarious Valentine's Day Candles to choose from:

- I Love You But You Stink

- Will You Fart In Front Of Me?

- I Love You So Much I Could Fart

    Your Price:

    $18.00

    This Valentine's Day, say it with your butt! ❤️

     

    3 Hilarious Valentine's Day Candles to choose from:

    - I Love You But You Stink

    - Will You Fart In Front Of Me?

    - I Love You So Much I Could Fart

      Hilariously fun candles that smell amazing! The perfect Valentine's Day Gift for your stinky someone ❤️

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      The Candles

      • I Love You But You Stink

      • Will You Fart In Front Of Me?

      • I Love You So Much I Could Fart

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      Burn Time

      50-60 Hours

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      The Good

      • 100 % Soy Non-Toxic Wax

      • All Natural, Clean Burning

      • Lead Free Cotton Wick

      • Hand Poured

      • Made in the USA

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      The Specs

      • Size: 9oz Glass Jar With Lid

      • Scent Strengths: Light - Heavy

      • Dimensions: 3.4in Tall, 3.2in Diameter

      The Scents

      • Sweet Orange & Chili Pepper: A unique blend of citrusy bergamot and orange along with undertones of hot chilies. (Don't let the name fool you. It smells AMAZING!)


      • Seaside Woods: A blend of citrus and floral notes complement the deep musky aroma of driftwood by the sea.


      • Wine Cellar: A blend of dark cherries and pepper reminiscent of a red wine.



      Natural, Hand Poured Candles

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        • 100% Soy Wax Candles

        • Natural, Non-Toxic and Clean Burning

        • High Quality Fragrances Made in the USA


        Our Hand Poured Soy-Wax Candles are made right here in the USA with no harsh chemicals or additives.

      Valentine's Day Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles
      Valentine's Day Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles
      Valentine's Day Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles
      Valentine's Day Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles
      Valentine's Day Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles

      Valentine's Day Candle Collection - Stank Away Candles

      $18.00

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      FAQ

      No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

      The candle jars are 9oz with the following dimensions: 3.4in Tall, 3.2in in Diameter

      • All Stank Away candles are 100% non-toxic soy wax.

      Orders over $75 ship free


      Order Processing Times

      - Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.


      Shipping Speed

      - Most packages arrive within 7-9 business days after they are shipped depending on your location.


      Shipping Location

      - We personally ship from our shop in Northern California

      • No drop shipping, order fulfilment services  or overseas shipping!

      Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


      Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

      YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!

      Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

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