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Lavender Lemongrass
A classic lavender scent with a burst of lemon freshness.
Shart (SHärt)-verb
Placing too much trust in a fart and accidentally pooing your pants.
Silly Name. Awesome Soap
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"Smells SO good - the second I opened the package I could smell it and I haven’t stopped sniffing it since haha"
-Rachel
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"I honestly only bought the soap to get free shipping but I'm glad I did! I kept it for myself. It smells AMAZING!!!! It would make a hilarious gift for a jokester but good luck wanting to give it away after you smell it!"
-Jessica
Natural, Handmade Soap Bars
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Reviews
FAQ
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Do your blankets absorb farts?
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
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What are your Shipping Rates?
Shipping Rates
- Orders over $75 ship free
- Shipping is $8.99 for orders $20 and up
- Shipping is $5.99 for orders below $20.
Order Processing Times
- Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.
Shipping Speed
- Most packages arrive within 5-6 business days after they are shipped
- Priority Mail 2-3 Day Shipping is available as an expedited shipping option.
Shipping Location
- We ship from Northern California
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How big are your blankets?
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
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What are the Washing Instructions?
Machine Washable - Warm
Tumble Dry - Normal
We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!
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Do you sell on Amazon?
No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy.
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I bought this for someone and they hate it. Can I return it?
Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.
Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!
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Are you a legit Small Business?
YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! -
If a man farts in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a smell?
Probably. Y'all are nasty!