Fleece Throw Blanket - Blanket Only
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Fleece Throw Blanket - Blanket Only
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Fleece Throw Blanket - Blanket Only
$27.59

$34.49

Dutch Oven Kits

Fleece Throw Blanket - Blanket Only

**If you’re looking for our Dutch Oven Kit Gift Boxes CLICK HERE**

These are just blankets. They DO NOT come in the Dutch Oven Kits Box or come with the Fart Recipe Card.

You asked, we delivered!

Introducing the Super Soft Throw Blanket from Dutch Oven Kits. Get our awesome microfiber fleece throw blankets without all the fart nonsense!

Our throw blankets are BIG and Soft. Perfect for lounging on the couch or napping in bed. Take them on the go. Stay warm and toasty while camping. Enjoy the outdoors at a picnic or relax on the beach. We worked hard to bring you one of the softest throw blankets we could find and we truly believe you will love how warm and awesome they are.

The Super Soft Throw Blanket is anti-pilling and machine washable so don't be afraid to get them a little dirty! 

    The Down & Dirty

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    Looking for Our Dutch Oven Kits?

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    Available in 4 Great Colors

    • Tactical Green
    • Cracked Rat Gray
    • Breakwind Blue
    • Fartapotamus (Pink)
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    Features

    • 100% Microfiber Fleece
    • 60" x 80"
    • Machine Washable (Just in Case)
    • *Farts Not Included*
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    FYI

    • In an effort to keep shipping costs down, we ship our Throw Blankets in vacuum sealed bags. (Check out the Pic!) Don't worry, no Blankets are harmed during the process!


    We're Not Pulling Your Finger

    These blankets are ACTUALLY awesome!

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    Fleece Throw Blanket by Dutch Oven Kits - Blanket Only


    $34.49
    $27.59

    FAQ

    • Do your blankets absorb farts?

      In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

    • What are your Shipping Rates?

      Shipping Rates

      - Orders over $75 ship free

      - Shipping is $8.99 for orders $20 and up

      - Shipping is $5.99 for orders below $20.


      Order Processing Times

      - Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.


      Shipping Speed

      - Most packages arrive within 5-6 business days after they are shipped

      - Priority Mail 2-3 Day Shipping is available as an expedited shipping option.


      Shipping Location

      - We ship from Northern California

    • How big are your blankets?

      All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!

    • What are the Washing Instructions?

      Machine Washable - Warm


      Tumble Dry - Normal


      We have personally been using & washing our blankets for over 3 years and they're still holding up!

    • Do you sell on Amazon?

      No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

    • I bought this for someone and they hate it. Can I return it?

      Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


      Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

    • Are you a legit Small Business?

      YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!


      Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

    • If a man farts in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a smell?

      Probably. Y'all are nasty!

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