Fart Blankets for your Stinky Guy(s)

Picture of a dark green dutch oven kit surrounded by a folded gray blanket on the left and a celadon and sand colored blanket on the right.

What's in the box?

- BIG Soft Throw Blanket

- Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)

- Other Goodies!

The Specs:

- 60 in x 80 in

- 100% Microfiber Fleece

- Machine Washable (Just in case!)

*Farts not included*

Available in 4 Great Colors

- Tactical Green (Dark Green)

- Celadon Steamer (Light Green)

-  Cracked Rat (Gray)

- Covered Wagon (Sand)

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Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background
Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background
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A black dutch oven kits blanket in a box with a recipe card and stickers on a wood background
A man holding up a gray dutch oven kits fart blanket displaying it's size. 60in x 80in
Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Tactical Green Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background
Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
A black dutch oven kits blanket draped over a wicker chair with a pillow
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Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Fartapotamus Hot Pink Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background

The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box

$34.99

Our boxes are delayed due to supply chain issues.

As a workaround, we are applying our large logo stickers to the top of the boxes (See Pic). There will not be any other printing on the outside of the box like there normally would be. ALL CONTENTS INSIDE THE BOX ARE STILL THE SAME.

Everybody Farts!

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life.

 

 Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!

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    Don't take our word for it:

    "I think this is the best gift I could have found for my brother in law. Actually, it is probably the best gift I have ever given to him and it matches his personality and his sense of humor to a ‘T.’ I can’t wait to see him open the package."

    - Sarah - Mommin' in the Real World

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    "This is a huge blanket. What a great idea for those with a good sense of humor."

    -Renee J

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    "I ordered a Dutch Oven Kit for my dad on Father’s Day. He loved it! (Maybe a little too much). The blanket is great quality and a really good size. These are perfect because it’s not just a gag gift that gets tossed to the side after a couple laughs. The blanket is amazing and well worth it." -

    -Drake M

    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Cracked Rat gray sitting on a wooden floor
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Cracked Rat gray sitting on a wooden floor
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box Tactical Green Color
    A black blanket inside a box with an adult diaper pack of shart wipes, air freshener, clothes pin and stickers.
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
    Gift Box for Men Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Fart Recipe Card
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box
    Two Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Boxes Stacked

    Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box

    $49.99

     

    Dutch Oven Kits are on Backorder. Read the backorder info above before you order!
    Fart hard or go home! 

    The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is an awesome Gift Box for the Farters in your life! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything that Stinky Someone needs.


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      Gray Blanket draped over a bed

      More than a gag gift

      We worked out butts off to bring you blankets that are actually nice! Our Throws are 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and BIG (60" x 80" to be exact"). They're a hilarious gift that will actually get used!

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      Picture of a fleece throw blanket from Dutch Oven Kits Cracked Rat Gray Color close up on wood floor with a white brick background
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      A black dutch oven kits blanket in a box with a recipe card and stickers on a wood background
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      The Original Dutch Oven Kits - Fart Blanket Gift Box

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      Picture of a pile of multi colored blankets.
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