Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket
$29.99 - FREE SHIPPING
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A Hilarious Gift for the farters in your life!
Every Kit comes with a Super Soft Fleece Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and Stickers. The perfect gift for that Stinky Someone!
Shipped in un-marked packaging to keep your gift a surprise!
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit
$39.99 - FREE SHIPPING
Know someone who farts more than most? Check out our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit! It's a bigger box packed with more hilarious goodies! Everything the Farter in your life needs. Where else can you give a gift box with a Throw Blanket, Adult Diaper, Shart Wipes, and an Air Freshener all in one place?
Shart Wipes Antibacterial Wet Wipes
$9.99 - $19.99 FREE SHIPPING
Available in 2, 4 or 6 Packs
Wipe The Shame Away!
We get it. You flew too close to the sun and that fart turned into a shart! Luckily you keep a Travel Size pack of Shart Wipes Hand Wipes nearby at all times. They'll clean your floor, couch, hands or whatever else you may have sullied!
Don't take our word for it:
"I think this is the best gift I could have found for my brother in law. Actually, it is probably the best gift I have ever given to him and it matches his personality and his sense of humor to a ‘T.’ I can’t wait to see him open the package." - Sarah - Mommin' in the Real World
"This is a huge blanket. What a great idea for those with a good sense of humor." Renee J. Dutch Oven Kits Customer via Etsy
"I ordered a Dutch Oven Kit for my dad on Father’s Day. He loved it! (Maybe a little too much). The blanket is great quality and a really good size. These are perfect because it’s not just a gag gift that gets tossed to the side after a couple laughs. The blanket is amazing and well worth it." - Drake M. - Dutch Oven Kits Customer
Frequently Asked Questions
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
Our Original Dutch Oven Kit comes with a BIG, super soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and assorted Stickers.
Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Pack of Shart Wipes, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers!
In a word: No.
They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
First. YES! If you (or your lame friend) aren't satisfied for any reason, just return your Dutch Oven Kit within 30 days for a full refund. No judgments. No questions asked!
Second: You need new friends. These things are hilarious!
Expedited shipping gets you a couple things:
1: Same Day Shipping - If you choose expedited shipping, your order will ship that same day if placed Before 3pm PST Monday - Friday.
2: Priority Mail 2-3 Day - Your order will be shipped with Priority Mail 2-3 day (Depending on your location). If you choose the Free Shipping option, your order will usually be shipped by ground, taking approx. 5-6 days to arrive.
YES! We love working with Bloggers and Influencers of all sizes. Shoot us an email or contact us on Social Media. We would love to talk.
Currently, we are only filling wholesale orders to brick and mortar businesses in Northern California.
If this sounds like you, reach out via email and we can talk more!
Probably. You people are gross!
30-Day Money Back Guarantee + Free Shipping
We're here to help you laugh more. Not cause problems. If you aren't satisfied with your Dutch Oven Kit for any reason. Just send it back within 30 days for a full refund. No questions asked. Also, all domestic United States orders ship FREE!