Fart Blankets for your Stinky Guy(s)
What's in the box?
- BIG Soft Throw Blanket
- Fart Recipe Card (Featuring the Classic Dutch Oven + 3 More!)
- Other Goodies!
- 60 in x 80 in
- 100% Microfiber Fleece
- Machine Washable (Just in case!)
*Farts not included*
Available in 4 Great Colors
- Tactical Green (Dark Green)
- Celadon Steamer (Light Green)
- Cracked Rat (Gray)
- Covered Wagon (Sand)
Don't take our word for it:
"I think this is the best gift I could have found for my brother in law. Actually, it is probably the best gift I have ever given to him and it matches his personality and his sense of humor to a ‘T.’ I can’t wait to see him open the package."
- Sarah - Mommin' in the Real World
"This is a huge blanket. What a great idea for those with a good sense of humor."
"I ordered a Dutch Oven Kit for my dad on Father’s Day. He loved it! (Maybe a little too much). The blanket is great quality and a really good size. These are perfect because it’s not just a gag gift that gets tossed to the side after a couple laughs. The blanket is amazing and well worth it." -
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!
No. Dutch Oven Kits are not a subscription box. But we won't stop you from buying from us again!
YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story!
All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!
Our Original Dutch Oven Kit comes with a BIG, super soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and assorted Stickers.
Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Pack of Shart Wipes, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers!
To make things short; If we messed something up, we'll make it right!
Our full Return Policy can be found HERE