Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blankets

Don't take our word for it:

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"I got this as a gift for my dad and he loved it! Hilarious and adorable!"
-Taylor D

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"This is a huge blanket. What a great idea for those with a good sense of humor."
-Renee J

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I ordered a Dutch Oven Kit for my dad on Father’s Day. He loved it! (Maybe a little too much). The blanket is great quality and a really good size. These are perfect because it’s not just a gag gift that gets tossed to the side after a couple laughs. The blanket is amazing and well worth it."
- Drake M

More than a gag gift

We worked out butts off to bring you blankets that are actually nice! Our Throws are 100% microfiber fleece, machine washable and BIG (60" x 80" to be exact"). They're a hilarious gift that will actually get used!

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

In a word: No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

No. Dutch Oven Kits are not a subscription box. But we won't stop you from buying from us again!

YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!
Check out our About Us page to learn about our story!

All of our blankets are 60" x 80" and 100% microfiber fleece. They're BIG and Super Soft!

Our Original Dutch Oven Kit comes with a BIG, super soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and assorted Stickers.

Our Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit comes with everything in the Original Dutch Oven Kit PLUS - An Adult Diaper, Pack of Shart Wipes, Clothespin, Air Freshener, and More Stickers!

To make things short; If we messed something up, we'll make it right!
Our full Return Policy can be found HERE

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